notHamilton

Salty and abrasive. Hobbies include restacking the dishwasher. From a time when you didn’t use your real name online. She/her.

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

@learysp I went when in Welly in the last school hols - it was pretty awesome. On par with the one they had at the Auckland War Memorial Museum - maybe that was last year? So you could hope they’ll have another one in Auckland next time?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Where my trust issues began.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

Every (womens) World Cup the loos can’t cope at Eden Park.
Got Mario’s Bros up in here trying to sort them #FIFAWomensWorldCup2023

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

RNZ's World Cup office sweepstake https://t.co/uKVKvcuJIb

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Auckland Transport @AklTransport]

AT will introduce easier payment options across all of Auckland’s buses, trains and ferries in the next 12 months. This means customers will be able to tag on and off with contactless payments (debit/credit cards, Apple Pay and Google Pay) alongside the current AT HOP card. (1/3)

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

Joan Is Awful (2023)

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

@nzclover @melulater Agree! We have an awesome broker at Squirrel.

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

At a bowling alley

“Mum! The video matches the music!”

My 5 year old apparently hasn’t seen a music video before. All this screen time and for what.

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

@MorganHopes Our school also gets a kick back from the $ spent which is better than nothing!

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

@HelloImJamesMac Thanks for bringing it back for another year!

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

What's better than WhatsApp in your browser...?

Microsoft's Phone Link app to work with iPhones in New Zealand https://t.co/sMxsAO3kXl

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

@HuttCityCouncil @edufk @AklCouncil what about Tāmaki Makaurau bins - same advice??

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

@vaughndavis Oh do you have a link to the flyover itinerary? Can’t find one for tomorrow for Akl

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

Is @TheSpinoffTV doing a review of this years Easter show?
Pales in comparison to the 2019 one - costs to get in, first thing you see is all gaming screens and the petting zoo is laughable compared to what came before.

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

@Bridgetpee Went today. Was about 30% of what was on offer of the 2019 version but instead of free was $10 to get in.

Don’t recommend, wouldn’t trade again

[notHamilton @notHamiltonNZ]

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[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

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