Jay

he/him | Shovelry | 22 | EMC Vehicle Technician

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

if i had a wife i’d send her things and be like i’d be curious to know your thoughts on this

[emma🪻 @gaycersei]

someone asked me today “is tinie tempah british” FYM IS HE BRITISH 😭😭😭😭 HES BEEN TO SOUTHAMPTON BUT HES NEVER BEEN TO SCUNTHORPE

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

George Russell is expected to make a flying start in today’s Austrian GP.

Russell will leave his pole position grid slot five seconds before the lights go out before briefly lifting to demonstrate to the @fia that he has not gained any lasting advantage.

[doe @dum__doe]

it’s cum in your pants Wednesday

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

sometimes i tell my unlovable friend that love exists out there because it's funny to watch him get all excited. it's like he doesn't even know.

[໊ @user0000O0]

seeing people my age doing better than me

[bobbim @bubbybim]

ideally i have sex this year

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Caught this one watching PawPatrol after curfew Sarge

[CARD | Aransu @Aransu_]

@BigGoosseMan me personally i would just not get counterhit

[nick @iiperyt]

was helping my buddy break up with his girl of 2 weeks

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

not to choke on my own dick and gargle my own balls but im kinda chill

[Casey Sadler Stan @dpwenjoyer]

@agraybee “A run or two”

[𒉭 Revachol Hardcore @The_Knutsen]

@agraybee "a run or two"

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Fav for Slippy, RT for dat boi. #HappyFriday

[lil @lilifying]

what do you do when it's not bigger than your phone

[meep @kelper87]

@medeasmadness That's where you get these strange, competitive discussions that circle around - like, Are my ocs diverse enough? Which, instead of being an earnest conversation abt representation, becomes a superiority circlejerk of who can show off the most tokenised batch of characters

[The Mach 5 Museum @Mach5Museum]

I got Tomodachi life

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

if i were a Woman and i was Having sex with a Man as soon as he Put it In i would Say Welcome to My Pussy Good Sir and Shake his Hand xD

[gazer @christianswrld]

My dick little I’m broke as fuck I’m a dork and somebody took my bitch