ali 🕷️

rt @mdseclabs

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

@CptXrat The gym owner, apparently 🫠

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

When did it become okay to eat fish and chips in the gym 😭

[MDSec @MDSecLabs]

This week we launched our Offensive Security Accelerator - a fast track training programme for those looking to start their cyber security careers... if you're in the UK and a graduate or looking to pivot in to offensive security, here's how... https://t.co/CZ2463KqW3

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.

[GregsGadgets @GregoryMcFadden]

Ok, I have a problem: I only have $700 and I can't decide between the MacBook Neo and this beautiful set of Mac Pro wheels. Any suggestions?

[Sir Humphrey @pinstripedline]

This is incredibly interesting - the formal declassification of a SIGINT satellite collection capability has just happened. Well worth looking at!

@Sandbagger_01 @RoryCormac @ColdWarPod

[Dominic Chell 👻 @domchell]

This year we're bringing our Adversary Simulation and Capability Development training to Asia for the first time with @BlackHatEvents #blackhatasia26 https://t.co/ipPoV0UwvJ

If you want some hands on red teaming and tool development training from seasoned experts (@_batsec_ ), the early bird pricing is now available!

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

Three weeks out of hospital and I’ve gained 8kg in steroid weight. This is killing me 😂🥴

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

Like this was invented just for me 😂😂😂😂

[Thomas Ricouard @Dimillian]

Insane use case demo

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

Nice warm start to the week, acceptable to light the woodburner at 8am?

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

Ah great 😂☃️

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

Decided to upgrade my 34 ultrawide to a 45”, doesn’t work because the dp cable I’ve got wired in the wall isn’t 2.1… amazing 😂

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

Nighthawk OpenAgent is a game changer 🔥

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

10 days in hospital and it looks like I’m finally getting out 🥳

[Objective-See Foundation @objective_see]

Want to run your compiled Mach-O payloads directly from memory without worrying if they'll be detected or captured? 😈

🔥 New blog post:
"Reflective Code Loading on macOS (Part II)"
https://t.co/ZfOjG1Quvq

macOS 26? ✔️
Objective-C payloads? ✔️
Detection ideas (limited)? ✔️

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

@domchell Nothing in the valley yet, just absolutely freezing 😂

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

@domchell Not well as you can see 😂, but was pretty decent when i started it last year

[ali 🕷️ @offensiveninja]

First fire of the year ☃️

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

Angela Rayner and Keir Starmer:

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

STOP CALLING IT VISHING AND SMISHING

YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING TODDLER BABBLING NONSENSE

ITS PHISHING OR SOCIAL ENGINEERING

REEEEEEEEE