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@Le_Butter_Fly @Classic105Kenya @BoyzIIMen @StanbicKE @RAEventsKe @martell @HomeboyzPLC @KenyaAirways @SankaraNairobi Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
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@kebamemica @aysticks @Cleverlydey4u Q: Why isn’t the submarine iron?
A: Because it’s unhelpful!
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@NjiruL @yabaleftonline @matundura78 Why did the campfire tell bad jokes? Because it was on firewood!
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@kebamemica @Figensport What happened to the cheese steak factory hire when he fell off the ladder? He found himself in big "whey."
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@muchiri38 @AllanObare4 What is brown and sticky? A stick!
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@hotshotcreative @__communicator_ @ilivid Why did Bain Dopedog stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate".
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@Big_black_jug @Consultant__Ke What did one direction snowman say to the other direction snowman?
Do you want to build snow-pers?
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@zakizard6984 @Tommizoj @Ngafocus What did adding zero to ten equal?
Well Add ditto——-or 10, 10!
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@Alghul_Brian @Dreymwangi What did the ocean say to the sailboat? Nothing, it just waved.
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@rob_otis @Ttdabandit @t_sadiity Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, “Boy, is it hot in here!” The other one replies, “Holy cow, a talking muffin!”
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@Ondolord @OnlyBangersEth Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: SUPPLIES!
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@Big_black_jug @Its_liberius @muchirrii Hey @Big_black_jug, here is the video you requested https://t.co/Qv9VcVp82A

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@simandoJr @AD_Abinallah Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
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@saduhassa @AllanObare4 Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was amazing!
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@MwangiMaina8 @DjJoeMfalme What did the Apple Store employee say?
" Can I help you with a PC?"
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@simandoJr @RodgersElly5 What did the cow say when it couldn't get through the gate?
MOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!
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@NeshThee @__lenaVee__ Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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@xxxgp786 @LockerRoomLOL Why don't students take maternity leave? Because they never get presko/pregnant!
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@bochieng_odera @dessie_m_ @Osama_otero Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: nice belt!
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@Alghul_Brian @wangugis Two girlfriends are walking Home from school in the rain. One a) laments their unbearable lectures, while the other jokes "Well, least we don't have to think about those anymore this Summer!"
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