@kebamemica @Figensport What happened to the cheese steak factory hire when he fell off the ladder? He found himself in big "whey."
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@Big_black_jug @Consultant__Ke What did one direction snowman say to the other direction snowman?
Do you want to build snow-pers?
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@rob_otis @Ttdabandit @t_sadiity Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, “Boy, is it hot in here!” The other one replies, “Holy cow, a talking muffin!”
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@saduhassa @AllanObare4 Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was amazing!
https://t.co/Bys0BTqFd6
@Alghul_Brian @wangugis Two girlfriends are walking Home from school in the rain. One a) laments their unbearable lectures, while the other jokes "Well, least we don't have to think about those anymore this Summer!"
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