Sam Paku

very very very bughouse. all of my tweets are canon. self identical.

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@LocalBateman Berserker barrage

[𓆑 @bitrotting]

simply orgasmic

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@udadditastebuds I love chicago i love the cta but youre lying

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@Seph_wayne Kid named produce

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

Kinda shit that’s been happening to me lately

[Jenna @wheretfisjen]

saw a buildings roof fly past my window and land on a bunch of cars 😭 #chicago

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@caesararum Ran into something similar today

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

@ATrueLeveller Booboo’s are objectively 10x worse now.

[HerodotusWave @HerodotusWave]

This is Pumpie, an antique felt elephant soft toy manufactured in England around 1900.

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@TsarinaBomba Did u get a california burrito…

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@bitrotting Dih?! 🤤

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@DaleJr @FreeThrowEmo

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@machine___angel Sushi 😀

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@mukund Lol private equity guy taking his mom out for mothers day to a spot with a $$ rating on google maps and whining about a service fee

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

@MeathGuerilla Animalcrossing New Horizons

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

Girls be like did you lock the front door

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

Whats your mucrosoft teams i wanna meet u in cyberspace and tongue kiss

[Aatif Iqbal @aati598]

@Quamclips That moment wasn’t danger—it was art. Michael Jackson turning a stage into a message.

[Sam Paku @oogeau]

You want it darker