Paul Stephens

Lazenby-Dalton Apologist

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

Might start a thread of great ideas I've had that nobody would buy:

1. Picture frames with built-in spirit levels

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@aeboraf @JamesEagle17 Otherwise I would normally agree with you!

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@aeboraf @JamesEagle17 The shape of the curve across different yield maturities is what matters. Showing 0 to 3% yields would be completely pointless and give you less information as the definition of the curve would be squashed and the alarm bell message would be less impactful

[David (son of a toolmaker) Higham @oldtrotter]

Letter of the week (from the Guardian)

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Rishi Sunak says we don’t want a General Election.

If you disagree with him, RT this💥

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@greg_jenner @danielstorey85 Random boffin: "But my brother plays for Fulham"
Cumberbatch boffin: "I'm afraid there's nothing we can do to help"
etc

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

She found the door then

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

LIZ TRUSS HAS ARRIVED!

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

Can everyone please stop reminding me about the tree

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@Thunderballs007 The Even Bleaker Flying School @TheTchaikovsky

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

There are a lot of people at this conference for predictive analytics who didn't check the weather forecast #BigDataLDN

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

Angry statement from car company Ford UK

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@jayrayner1 @ObsFood https://t.co/zI99vWdFZ7

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

Dear Madhur Jaffrey I have read your book
It was the hottest curry that I've tried to cook
I tried some water and a Cobra beer
But it's far too spicy and I'm gonna need a
Cucumber raita
CUCUMBER RAITAAAAAAA
@Scriblit

[Lucy @LMAsaysno]

‘the petit four’

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@BondWriting After a catalogue of embarrassments, General Gogol became increasingly sidelined during the transition of KGB/AFB/FSK and eventually his young acolyte Mishkin had to completely disown him, in order to secure his legacy. Gogol was mysteriously defenestrated some time in the 2000s

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@RichNeville I knew they'd make a hash of it

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

"Back to the kitchens for me!"

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Daniel Khalife said 6 words to police officer during arrest - eyewitness https://t.co/g1Nq6ccmEH

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@mrnapop @vintagemapstore Famously didn't 'civilise' Ireland, which in a roundabout way made Ireland the centre for Christian learning in Western Europe for centuries

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@Mr_John_Oxley Taxi driver was absolutely insistent

[Paul Stephens @PalkoStephens]

@NotPerfectedYet @Thomberley Apologies, I see! I didn't even twig that he swaps allegiances, just shows how engaged I was with the plot