Patrick Hulce

creator @OptyxApp, @____lighthouse CI, third-party-web ;
maintainer jpeg-js, @TestingLib, ;
formerly @google, @ChromeDevTools, @Yahoo

[Patrick Hulce @patrickhulce]

America's Sweethearts is the new Hard Knocks, and it's not even close.

Pour one out for the quality rookie-make-the-cut show that died for the sake of an NFL fluff piece.

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@DThompsonDev Me!

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@_Sanjeeb @____lighthouse Add support for an access token embedded in URL query param or use https://t.co/j1nk1sfW1z if you just want Lighthouse results from a service.

And see https://t.co/wW9YjYTkM6 for LH vs. PSI

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I had another 👶 a few months back! 🎉

Turned off Twitter during leave though and everyone left?

Haha, you can also find me on the mammoth-like alternative if you so choose :)

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@matthewsloan @TheFFBallers 😇

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@pacman326 Congrats! Nice time indeed for so many obstacles. Always happy with a sub-2 half 😁

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Half of y'all these days 😂

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@BenLesh @kentcdodds These two facts seem compatible with each other in my quick read if CNN+NYT are reporting correctly?

Hate posts seem up while the total number of views might be down.

Not quite sure if that's really true and, if it is, whether that's good or bad 🤔

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@ElliottZ @cramforce @AndyDavies Way deeper than that, active strategy / priority in some cases.

Many webperf tradeoffs require the 3P to deprioritize themselves slightly (e.g. yielding back to main thread) and would cause regressions in specifically prioritized KPIs, so they'll never happen.

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@kumquatexpress @matthieurouif @ponzu_ai +1, lol at SMBs typing "4k ultra HD, photorealism, vivid colors, trending in artstation" for every prompt 🤣

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@rickfish412 Congrats man I love it!! So wish I could've been there 🥳

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@cgdougm @Rich_Harris @ChromeDevTools @____lighthouse This is actually very achievable using the underlying simulated throttling engine that Lighthouse uses.

e.g.

https://t.co/C57Pp7I3oo

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@matthewsloan @VanLathan I think we found ourselves the next draft weekend event!

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@nhoizey @____lighthouse I think this is WAI.

100% does not require knowledge of the image's dimensions in order to appropriately size.

It may not be the ideal design choice, but it's fine from a CLS perspective, no?

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@burgessdryan Ah, yes, toddlerese. I'm trying to become fluent myself.

Where's the Duolingo course when you need it amirite? 😅

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@kumquatexpress Would love to but 1 too many (baby #2 imminent!) 😁

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@kumquatexpress Quantizing in a way that logos are is incredibly difficult algorithmically and probably worthy of its own model.

e.g. we humans like simple geometric shapes to indicate shading and highlights even when the source image is always a smooth gradient that will be dithered on conv.

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@kumquatexpress @wobsobby @ProductHunt @unity This is awesome!! Love the pivot and can't wait to see what yall do ❤️

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@_developit @jaffathecake I hear they have models that come attached to a chassis with a motor and everything. Can store outside and move it to the track when needed too.

10/10 recommend :D

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@matthewsloan 83GiB of RAM?? Lol

Lookin' to inspect the ASCII interpretation of a ProRes vid? 🤣