patrick

voted second most enthusiastic audience member

[patrick @patrickpale]

Day 104: I remain undetected

[Muslimgauzewell Graphicdesigner @_MichaelOswell_]

The UK’s anti-trans toilet laws are having direct effect on every woman who fails to meet a profoundly narrow, profoundly reactionary set of norms. This harms all women, cis and trans alike. Awful stuff

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

[patrick @patrickpale]

that red is so soft, they better be able to appeal the ban

[MLB @MLB]

Bunny sighting at Coors Field 🐰

[Mia “GIRT” Lastname @themiasandrist]

Devastated.

[JoeI @whitefeelimgs]

Countless America deliberately earn no more than $15,000 a year so they can give their brat kids thousands of dollars worth of fish knowledge on the tax payer’s dime

[patrick @patrickpale]

god damn lol

[ArtButMakeItNow @artbutnow]

The Burial of the Sardine, by Francisco Goya, 1812-19

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Senate just passed the legislation allowing the devastation of the Boundary Waters.

The motion passed 50-49, and now goes to Donald Trump’s desk.

The way Republicans passed this bill that prevents future administrations from issuing protections for Superior National Forest, so this pristine land will be exploited in perpetuity unless Congress intervenes to reverse this decision.

The state of Minnesota can still block the Chilean mining corporation from operating in Superior National Forest and protect the Boundary Waters from pollution.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

End U.S. aid to Israel

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

An extremist group in Washington, DC has claimed credit for the terrorist attack on the Iranian bridge, promising further attacks on civilian infrastructure if its demands aren't met

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

bruh

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

They’re not even subtle.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Journalist who survived Israeli strike says it’s false to say he was warned ahead of time

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Aw shucks, who woulda thunk a simple little nepo-baby from Oklahoma like me could oversee the brownshirts