Plannerboo!

Don't just pick up a pencil. SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION.

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I can't countenance this massive aggression by @elonmusk to Twitter's labor force. Not much of a protest, but goodbye.

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I'ma go ahead an pitch "Thou Art Muted:" Chivalry in the Age of Zoom to a few publishers and see what happens.

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@HeartyWhite Schrodinger's Hearty White account!

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Dear Walmart, we didn't need to be included. We're good.
Love, the Jews.

[erics @wiredfool]

@NeolithicSheep @UrsulaV (To the tune of the blue Danube waltz)
It starts with an A (aardvark aardvark)
It ends with a K (aardvark aardvark)
It’s not east to say
But try any way
It eats ants all day
It lives in LA
It starts with an A, It ends with a K
It’s an A A R D V A R K. Aardvark.

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@IamTabithaBrown Thank you.

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@heymrsbond Mazel tov!

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@robmanuel I had a similar theory about Murdoch buying Dow Jones. Come for the Wall Street Journal; stay to manipulate the Dow Jones Industrial Average.

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@theDRAMAgoat1 I started writing down the things that students said that got them in trouble. After a while, it began to look like David Mamet's rewrite of a lost Eugene Ionesco play.

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The funny thing is that I think this is what WILL happen, but instead of Auntie Anne's, we'll get gruel.

[Hearty White @HeartyWhite]

A billionaire should buy and rejuvenate all the dying malls in America. Then we can go talk about this junk in person and get the mall culture back and pretzles and Spensers, etc.

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I feel seen

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The larvae of the angled sunbeam butterfly have a strange shape. When they get angry or startled, they instantly shoot tentacles from the two protrusions on their back and swing them around.

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@ObsessedTeach FR? Sheesh.

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@eduardo_garcmol Cause of death: athematic verbs

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As a recovering classicist whose ancestors came from a part of the world that Herodotus said had werewolves, I endorse.

[INACTIVE - workingclassicists.bsky.social @WorkClassicists]

HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY!

100% second-hand, courtesy of @rossmcgovern.

A must for Classicists, horror fans and, erm, wolves?

Just give us a follow and a RT and you’ll go into the draw (to be made on Oct 31st) for this lovely book.

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@ClydeHaberman I've evolved. I'm now turning off monitors that haven't been used in a while.

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Not for nothing, but there is a winter holiday precedent for making energy resources last. 🕎

[Gretchen @offgridteacher]

What’s *more* sustainable, a real Christmas tree or a fake tree?

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@pptsapper Seriously? Think of it as le Carre in space. Come for the espionage. Stay for the class conflict.

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@Super70sSports