Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

@GladysToper @elonmusk Fag

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

that chill ass moment you accept it’s over at 5:17 pm on a fucking monday

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

gave work nothing today, ready to drink

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

@_MaroonKoolAid Seems like you’re gonna be pretty sufferable

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

@stoolpresidente Raping that woman was so fucking stupid

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

Couldn’t kill us #RealUT @TexasFootball @Vol_Football

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

Thank you @netanyahu

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

@stoolpresidente Didn’t you rape someone, jew?

[Horse slug @horseslug]

but don cheadle we're both boys

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

I’m only anti-ICE when I order UberEats. I’ll be damned if my burrito gets delayed because a redneck with a GED slimed out Jose in his 2019 Camry.

[dan @Dansplainer]

does anyone else want to go to bed soon #tired

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth “Runner” haha. Sometimes I lay up at night wondering if I’ll ever be happy again

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[brandon* @brndxix]

barstool sports posting “what happened to the game i love”

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

@SportsCenter

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

@Les_Wexner @OhioTate @OhioStateFB

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

@Les_Wexner @OhioTate @OhioStateFB

[Curtis “Age Gap Merchant” Craig @plentyofham]

Thank you @netanyahu. My next 10 paychecks can go to @Israel with no complaints #Longhorns