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scheming otter

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@MH_Now_EN nobody on the planet wants aurora except whoever was too lazy to make any more new models. if there were a vote on the next subspecies it would get zero votes.

if cutting corners is that important they'd be better off just focusing on leviathans, probably the easiest type

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@uncledoomer hard times create hardware men
hardware men create good times
good times create software men
software men create hard times

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@ditzkoff

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@JustinWhang this is going to be the longest episode of maury in history

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@TerribleMaps

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@FeralPHunter andreessenmaxxing

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@videogamedeals i'm willing to grant them a single-use non-transferable lease on $500 which can be cancelled at any time

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@TerribleMaps you're not ghana believe this but...

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@ditzkoff

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@neontaster dave weigel is rolling in his grave

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@jarvis_best jarvis of clay

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@TerribleMaps case in point
https://t.co/Pz7wSvgxYp

[🇵🇰 @disturbdserpent]

@rand0mnumbers @TerribleMaps What's funny is that you genuinely think we give a fuck about you delusional morons claiming PaK.
You niggas are the ones that make a commotion about it and end up making yourselves look like clowns internationally lol

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@TerribleMaps hope you blocked pakistani twitter before posting this, it's going to be a long day otherwise

[Otter Braun @otteritarian]

Goob mornings, it's not what it looks like mornings.

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@videogamedeals they kept changing the name of it, but basically the system valkyria chronicles used

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@Criminalsimpson nintendo 64 slices of american cheese

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@videogamedeals writing 'picashu' on a white t-shirt with a permanent marker and collecting my donut

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@fleshsimulator suicide trolling predates the internet

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@senatorshoshana

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finally, a good reason to go to ohio

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

A little otter zen for your feed! The whole romp of 9 out for a morning swim!

(Bonus fun: look for Puddles' white tail tip! It's one of the only identifiers that is not a facial marking.)