Debra Breece

Life is too short to worry about what others think. Do whatever you have to do, and do it for you.No DM

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his handwork.

[Kimberley Rose @ichernizov]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Rita Salazar @1992Ignashev]

That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you laugh.

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

I like to put little paper umbrellas in the toilet bowl so my dog feels like she's on vacation.

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

Don't you hate when somebody ask you to do something then complain how you do it?BITCH I AINT HAVE TO DO SHIT FOR YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE TF?

[Martha Plante @StrongUlita]

Hellurrr!!

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

Those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong car. B*tch, I don't even have a bike.

[Jan Fitch @panchev_s]

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

My cell phone is my watch, camera, iPod, flashlight, calculator, mailbox, and so much more.

[Elizabeth Monahan @sgradislava]

What are the largest ants in the world? Gi-ants!

[Rowena Dowdle @turchenkok1]

When you are losing an argument on the internet, remember that attacking your opponents spelling and punctuation is always advisable.

[Dorothy Vasquez @tarzime]

Someone tell me how you can "accidentally" cheat on your partner? Like, oops, I tripped and my clothes ripped off and I had sex.

[Patricia Gallardo @nprunov_q]

Cop: "Sir, what's in that bottle next to you? Me: "It's water..." Cop: "Sir, this is wine" Me: "What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

I'd participate in more blind taste tests if they didn't always scream & hit me with their canes while I'm licking them.

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

Distance means nothing when someone is worth everything.

[Janelle McDermott @fvaskovskaya]

You should always be yourself. Unless you discover you're an asshole, son.

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

You can't keep f**king with other people's feelings just because you're unsure of yours.