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@Akichita1776 @julzzess Um... What did you expect? A wife? 🤣🤣🤣

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@scfpv @FoxNews So you use fent and want 50% off lingerie?

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@ResisttheMS Don't park like a Democrat

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@LizzieMarbach Im still trying to figure out how this bullshit hit my push notifications

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@LizzieMarbach Meanwhile women want a man with a body count of 3 while making 6+ figures to accept a woman with a body count of 20+. Make it make sense, Karen

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@aDORKwhenWEsee1 @MarindaVannoy1 Tell me you're a racist without saying you're a racist, no profile check edition.

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@Uber_Support Im attempting to send you a DM, but it seems to be failing.

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@Uber i left my phone in one of your drivers vehicles. Theyre giving themselves tips on rides and not answering. How can you help?

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@reddit_lies You have an ID for proof of identity for food stamps. You have ID for proof of tobacco and alcohol. But yet you think that ID won't work for elections. Make it make sense.

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@BowTiedYanqui @AmericaPapaBear Tell me your a Democrat who ran away from the US even Trump was elected without telling me your a Democrat.

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@KayfabeCow @ThisThing54 @DramaAlert So you simp for guys in wrestling, and dump on everything else. Tell me you suck cock without telling me you suck cock

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@zadokism @hasanthehun I hear Iran has job openings

[Prince & Princess of Wales Fan @HRHCatherine]

Charlie Kirk dies for speaking.

Lefties: “good! He deserved it!

Ayatollah dies for taking over 10 million lives since 1979.

Lefties: “You can’t just kill people you don’t like!”

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@RandyK37771629 @teameffujoe @Melissa_WongMT Oooooh, i get it. You say that because youre a literal nazi. Anything to counter anything with Israel. Pull your face out of the aryian brotherhood asshole youre stuck in and read any book about Iran since 1979.

[CaptnHooq @ready2divorce]

@GLOATINGTRUTH @AzPetrich His butt doesn't hurt, it's seen more action than iran in the last 48 hours.

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@hasanthehun It's fucked up. Charlie Kirk is dead for encouraging people to speak to each other, but you're still out here encouraging death to Americans. Pussy.

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@ElectPenguin @nicksortor I mean, their last 8 generations consists of at least 8 folks from the same side of the family. The gene pool wasn't very fluid

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@mariodattilotv @nicksortor Huh, funny that's how the left "protests".

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@narendramodi @netanyahu Try keeping your people in your country instead of shipping them to the US. While you're at it, shut down the phone scams which cost people billions each year. Once you do either of those, people might care what you have to say, otherwise shut the fuck up.

[Abe Lopez, Author @abe_lopez]

BREAKING NEWS: Ayatollah Khomeini is now eligible to vote as a registered Democrat in the upcoming midterms.