Rob Brutvan

Notre Dame | ✶✶✶✶ | Squire to @blumenfeld

[Rob Brutvan @robbrutvan]

Happy New Years! Here's a little fun fact to send kick off 2023:

If you start "Jake and Amir: Hygiene" at exactly 11:58:53pm, @blumenfeld will shit his pants exactly at midnight 🎉🎊🥂

[Rob Brutvan @robbrutvan]

@Stundenglass I ordered a recycler 2 and you accidentally sent me a recycler 1 instead!

I tried reaching out to support multiple times but still haven't heard back

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@reilecoyote how long are you in Chicago for?! Can we pls meet up to shit talk Geoff while you're here??

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@blumenfeld Ok Jon Wolf

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@dlauer @WeTheInvestors_ Has We The Investors invested in a bonafide lobbyist to advocate on behalf of retail on the Hill?

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

getting a little tipsy off of one drink isn’t a bad thing. it’s called being capital efficient

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Zoom darty, but at night?

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@TDKevin @blumenfeld @FrankFortress Counter offer: $5 to be a 1099 like @GeoffBoyardee

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@JakeHurwitz may I have this last dance (advertiser wise)

Best I can do is $20 and some Geoff tier puns about me being Jordan-esque

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@blumenfeld I can't believe they made a movie about him in Indiana playing a different sport... Hollyweird BS in action I guess (legalese mumbo jumbo)

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@blumenfeld A dynasty that'll last longer than IIWY

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@blumenfeld Amir who is your favorite superhero (basketball wise)?

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@chiworkersparty @Chris_Deutsch @NotoriousIanV I don't think Chuy maintaining his seat in the House counts as losing lmao

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@blumenfeld Why are you and jjkae punishing the fan base by cancelling if I were you?

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@blumenfeld Jake looks like amir's dad (too skinny and moves constantly)

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@Becker1Taylor @blumenfeld Only website I use daily! Can't recommend highly enough

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@datarade My ex used to eat that lmao

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@redchessqueen99 Just watched Creed III at home with mine :)

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@reilecoyote Reilly should categorically be celebrated more - the reign of Geoff is OVER