emo homer simpson

I don’t eat meat, I like going to shows, love romantic comedies and you’ll likely catch me at your local bar

[lilly aviana @LillyAviana]

you gotta hold me extra tight at night cause i'll get up and go to the afters

[erica @ericanextdooor]

she’s got larry david eyes

[b3k-holing @b3kholing]

at this point instagram is just a pokédex for everyone ive ever met while on a bender

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[emo homer simpson @rommelmartinn]

I hate cash only bars

[Cream E. Niggums @ElYouri_]

Things that just make sense once you turn 30:

1. Steely Dan
2. Sparkling Water
3. A dislike of too many teenagers in a public area
4. Birkenstocks
5. National parks
6. A good stretch
7. Analog and physical media

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

gf: is macklemore gay?
me: no, but when he was in the third grade he thought he was.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Where does Ryan Lewis stand on all of this

[emo homer simpson @rommelmartinn]

😇😇😇

[Chloe 🆓🇵🇸 @XtrapolisLegs]

christ I’m glad to live in a walkable bikeable fuckable suckable city

[sahaj @froglover2003]

That One Guy in any Friend Group whos desperate for validation from The White Woman that looks Slightly Like Clairo

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

having a kid such a huge responsibility like that shit is everyday. you gotta do that on saturdays and sundays, that’s crazy

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

my homie just said “i think ted from how i met your mother would have used the one wish willow” out loud

[Vulgar Materialist @AndroidNeera]

Matt Groening: hey guys I made yellow drawings of my stupid fucking family, can you guys do something with this?

The smartest writer's room in human history: sure Matt

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

so kirk my neck and black my eyes

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine two towers

[Diana Thirst @rlycalm]

Kirk it now
Kirk it good
Kirkthispussy just like you should
My neck

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

a loaded god complex Charlie and Kirk it

[emo homer simpson @rommelmartinn]

Waking to my local watering hole than watching touché amore across the street, I love you Wednesday

[jane ༘ @sugarjanecane]

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you