®yan Hance

[Alex @alexflorias]

This probably feels so good if you’re bread

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Dangling a sha boingboing to the camera point blank is a federal offense

[®yan Hance @ryanhancer]

Elmer Fudd movie starring Charlie Day

[®yan Hance @ryanhancer]

It’s eggnog burp season

[®yan Hance @ryanhancer]

Yearly primal anger bc it’s fucking night time at 4pm

[®yan Hance @ryanhancer]

I role my own zyns

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Buttigieg Defends Job Performance By Reminding Everyone He's Gay https://t.co/pYBSPzmrDC

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Incredible that "Why should [profession] go on strike? My job sucks and pays like shit but I never complain!" is a wildly popular and respected opinion in this country

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet https://t.co/vV73ZF3ocC

[mister employed @Forever_Wario]

I cannot believe this was tweeted in earnest lol

[macy @macyagilliam]

to mourn the loss of Sexy M&M’s™️, here’s a ranking of most fuckable cartoon brand mascots.

1. Jolly Green Giant (10/10)

[®yan Hance @ryanhancer]

@shawnpaarmann A lovely TSA man told me they don’t let anyone through without a ticket so some sort of database that scans passport/ID then verifies you got a ticket

[®yan Hance @ryanhancer]

I feel like I should know this but can anyone just go through airport security and do some man hangs in the terminals or do they only let people with flights through?

[®yan Hance @ryanhancer]

@NotEnoughEntrop That sounds horrendous. The last time I had a connection at LAX I wanted to die. I asked a nice TSA man after they checked passport to get through security and he said they don’t let public through without a ticket