Sam Roberts

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

“Eat at Spoons tonight. Get the freedom breakfast. Get any 3 small plates. Get the 8” BBQ chicken pizza. Get halloumi-style fries. Have a cold pint of Shipyard at 11am. Go to the Stansted Airport one and enjoy a panoramic view of the runway. Have a Woo Woo. Have two."

[troovus @troovus]

Labour’s manifesto launch

[Sam Roberts @samr0berts_]

Me but for no nut November

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Japanese soldier Shoichi Yokoi (1915 - 1997) is emotionally overcome on his return to Tokyo on February 2nd, 1972.

Stationed on the island of Guam in 1944, Yokoi went into hiding as American forces reconquered the island and spent the next 28 years living in a cave and hunting for food by night.

He was discovered by two fishermen in January 1972.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

To the tune of Super Trouper

🗣because it’s Stevie Cooper
🗣lookin like a goblin
🗣chewin on a bone
🗣Forest is his home
🗣welcome to the goblin zone🧟‍♂️

[watersplasher101 @DrCameronFetter]

Getting nervous buying condoms and calling the cashier Your Honor

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

[Sam Roberts @samr0berts_]

@NoContextBrits Face like a satellite dish made of ham

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Watched the new Black Mirrors. Incredibly jarring to see Aaron Paul in a period piece set in 1969. He has a physiognomy that simply didn't exist before the mid-80s

[Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums]

Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Here (1975)

[49th @Im49th]

@DrDickSexAdvce the dick measuring meta just evolved to where you now stick the ruler as deeply into your fat stomach as possible like a samurai committing seppuku

[Sam Roberts @samr0berts_]

Not the jofa

[TracyK🌟👑🕊️🐝 @AlabasterMiss]

Holy shit.

[Josh Gabbatiss @Josh_Gabbatiss]

I'm proud to announce a project that has been nearly 22 years in the making:

Josh'es [sic] Book of ANIMALS 🦭

Since the age of nine I have been writing and illustrating my own animal encyclopedia, and as of last week I can confirm that it is finished...

[the office clips @theofficereacs]

Thanks Pfizer

[Sam Roberts @samr0berts_]

Attempting to eat a sunday dinner round your grandmas after a heavy saturday night

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

What even is this?

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Mary posting a photo of gold, frankincense and myrrh on her Insta with the caption 'kings did good'