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Enjoy Life when you can

[Von Batten-Montague-York, L.C. @batten_von]

Update: This morning, President Bola Tinubu (@officialABAT) pleaded with the court not to order the @TheJusticeDept (DOJ), @FBI, and @DEAHQ to release his alleged heroin-trafficking records. President Tinubu finally admits that the dispute involves criminal records concerning him and pleads with the court to block the records from being released.

President #Tinubu cites his right to privacy as the reason the alleged #heroin-trafficking records should not be released and states that the records are being sought “to influence politics in a foreign nation” (in other words, to make him lose the upcoming #Nigerian presidential election).

President #Tinubu goes on to essentially argue that even the Nigerian public’s interest in his background and fitness for office does not give the public a right under FOIA to obtain the withheld information in his law-enforcement records. Nigerians, this is your President.

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[Esther Umoh @EstherUmoh10]

Peter Obi is the right man for the job.
#Nigeria WillBeOK ria

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Accepting transport money from a man without seeing him in person is a punishable offence that could land you in jail.”

-Rivers state PPRO !!!

[Emmanuel Marquez ☕️ @CyberMarquez]

I highly recommend watching this when you get a chance.

[Esther Umoh @EstherUmoh10]

As I prepare to lay my dad to rest today, I’m deeply grateful to have a boss who would move heaven and earth, weather the roughest storms, and show up in person to honour me and my family in one of our most vulnerable moments. Peter Obi, the leader that you are!

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

MY ADDRESS TO MARK THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE 2027 PRESIDENTIAL AND NATIONAL ASSEMBLY CAMPAIGNS

21 August 2026

Dear Compatriots,
Members of the Press,

Distinguished ladies and gentlemen,

Wednesday, 19 August 2026, marked the official start of the campaign period for the 2027 Presidential and National Assembly elections.

There is no doubt that this is a defining moment for our democracy. This moment gives Nigerians the opportunity to assess the records, ideas, and plans of those seeking their mandate to lead their country at a time of grave uncertainty in our rapidly changing world.

I consider myself quite privileged to be one of those seeking your mandate to deal with these challenges facing our country.

I enter this contest with one firm conviction: Nigeria can work, and Nigeria must work.

Nigeria faces several serious challenges. Some of them are indeed of existential proportions.

According to the IMF, 63%, or over 140 million Nigerians, live at or below the national poverty line, while humanitarian agencies estimate that 35 million people will need food assistance during the 2026 lean season. About 3.6 million Nigerians remain internally displaced, largely because of conflict and insecurity. Each year, millions of young people enter the labour market, yet too many struggle to find productive opportunities. Weak infrastructure, unreliable power, insecurity, and the excessive cost of doing business continue to burden households and constrain enterprise.

These are more than statistics. They reflect the daily realities of Nigerian families, farmers, workers, students, and businesses.

Yet I do not believe Nigeria lacks the ability to overcome these challenges. We have the people, resources, market, talent, and enterprise. What we must do now is turn these strengths into security, productivity, and shared prosperity.

LEADERSHIP MUST DELIVER RESULTS

My successful private-sector experience, studies in institutions of repute on policy and business matters, and my service as Governor of Anambra State have shaped my understanding of public leadership. Government must manage resources responsibly, set clear priorities, and measure the outcomes of its decisions. Public office is not a reward; it is a responsibility to the people.

In Anambra, I prioritised the foundations of long-term development: education, healthcare, infrastructure, fiscal discipline, and institutional capacity. I do not present that record as perfect, but as an experience from which Nigerians can draw their own conclusions.

Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso brings a different but complementary governing experience.

As Governor of Kano State, he focused strongly on education, technical training, scholarships, infrastructure, and human-capital development. His administration’s investments in education and skills showed an understanding that the people are a state’s most important long-term resource.

Our experiences are different, but our conclusion is the same: Nigeria must invest in its people and manage public resources with discipline.

BUILDING AN ECONOMY THAT WORKS

Nigeria needs more than reactive reforms. We must focus on the questions that matter:

Are Nigerians better off than they were four years ago? Can they afford food, education, and healthcare? Can businesses produce, expand, and create jobs? Can young people find productive work? Can farmers work safely and get their produce to market?

[SIR WUDI @WudiSnipper]

🚨If any APC person tells you that the Naira is stable, please I beg you, just show the person this Video… Shikina

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Watch the moment Lagos big boy KC Luxury was instructed to count the quantity of cocaine he was all3gedly caught with 😳😲🙆🏽‍♀️

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Davido: I heard that the Senate President was trying to call the coalition center. He also called me to delete tweet. I refused. Dangote also called. I said I won’t delete till INEC declares my uncle as winner.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

🚨BREAKING: Dr Paul Enenche responds ferociously to the Islamic cleric who talked down on Christianity & promoted the Muslim Muslim Ticket.

“You should be in an asylum or a psychiatric home”

Shame on every Christian still supporting this MM ticket. SHAME ON YOU

[SARCASTIC @sarcastic987]

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[SARCASTIC @sarcastic987]

Peter Obi Again

[Duke of omoluabi @aturamu008]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 who composed this song 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣heaven is so far from that person

[SARCASTIC @sarcastic987]

The guy is good

[SARCASTIC @sarcastic987]

Did Gov. Soludo really say this about Peter Obi?

[SARCASTIC @sarcastic987]

Make Una hear o