Scout Pels

if I wanted to be sober I wouldn't have gotten drunk

[Scout Pels @scmeowut]

I have a lot of respect for people who take the time out of their day to say bye to Floyd when he’s with me

[Scout Pels @scmeowut]

@savyinthecity That’s the type of resolution I love to hear, if you need any help I gotchu I’m an expert

[Louisa Davies @LouisaD__]

just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING

[Scout Pels @scmeowut]

@franciaraisa @HIMYFonHulu Don’t tell me there’s a laugh track????

[Rob @thegallowboob]

hummingbirds are so tiny that this one built a nest and laid its eggs on top of a peach

[СнinСнillа Снill🧞‍♀️ @daracmee_]

He was born for this moment. Literally 😂

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[Minister Of Enjoyment @mikey_esquire]

DAGNABBIT IS THAT PAW?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

I absolutely can not wait to see @smashmouth now

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

my iCloud every 3 seconds:

[Scout Pels @scmeowut]

@savyinthecity That 3rd one was a pretty good pick up line…😂

[VICE @VICE]

Tell me you're drunk without telling me that you're drunk. He'll start.
https://t.co/MfAjZqOPbC

[Lucia Everblack @LuciaEverblack]

You know what means right?!

[Willy @YeahItsWilly]

Please do not ever pick up the tab, take a picture, and then hand it to me.

[ž @liljellyasshole]

scammer just tried to buy an apple watch with my credit card LMAO i talked to him tho he was helpful 👍