Sex corn, Shucked and Afraid

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[Sex corn, Shucked and Afraid @sexcorn]

@samuelbdamon Ideal

[glow moss @tolecrien]

another long hard day of being that friend with bite marks on his ps2 controller

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

cause everytime we touch i suck your penis and everytime we kiss i suck off a guy

[Sex corn, Shucked and Afraid @sexcorn]

@Corbin68320258 @VorosTwins I rescind my offer of rivalry 🫡 awesome collection all the same though

[鬱P/Utsu-P @utsupii]

penis has no border

[fudrilshi @fudrilshi]

if my followers want me to become a guy who says shit like "nandesuka" aand "^w^ sugoi!" i will do it. i will please them at any cost

[Adventures in Rating Music @NOTrateyrmusic]

(cc @Sherkonia)

[Sex corn, Shucked and Afraid @sexcorn]

@JulieFreezeX @Limpylegs @DirtyRandy05 @bmcgrub @williecolon @FoxNews it's a way of life a wojak profile picture would never understand

[Sex corn, Shucked and Afraid @sexcorn]

@williecolon @FoxNews your name is literally penis colon

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

I have recently received inquiries about my personal collection of Mario merchandise. Below is a photo of all Mario merchandise I own. It is a single officially licensed 2011 keychain of a Wallop enemy from Super Mario 3D Land, which is of great sentimental value to me.

[wint @dril]

cum is so stupid. when i look at it i dry heave and cry for help

[fudrilshi @fudrilshi]

you ask me to play "The yaoi christmas song" ... I smile and ask, "Which one?"

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Computers hit different when you have good files

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Wife rolls me up in a blanket burrito: cozy 😳

Wife starts clipping my nails and I’m unable to bite and scratch her because the burrito is too tight: Hol up 🤨

[ziggy @ur_scary_]

anyone else think cereal killers just hate breakfast x

[BorkBot @itsborkbot]

me: papa i am going to have a mock interview do not disturb
dady: ok
5 minutes later
dadther: *in a sultry feminine voice* honey come back to bed. lets smoke weed

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Just jacked off to the funniest porn parody. It was just like regular porn except everyone was a dude

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

(Listening to a German band from the 70s play the most frightening thing imaginable over and over again for 15 minutes) why dO women listen to Phoebe Bridges and not this stuff

[FVCK YOV😺 @BetrayedHuman]

People who fear anal probing by aliens are homophobic
(😂lol just joking)