Michael Hensley

Head of Cyber Security at Modern Health

Opinions are my own, but I'm sure my employer agrees the Seahawks won the Russell Wilson trade

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

@dustinjsaunders YES THIS IS THE BEST VERSE AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE!! Thank you for validating me

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

300 years ago today, two great men born in the USA — Christopher Columbus and President Ben Franklin—joined hands with the Pilgrims and the Native Americans to celebrate our First Thanksgiving. Freedom was invented that day

Such a moving image

[Tavis Ormandy @taviso]

This strange tweet got >25k retweets. The author sounds confident, and he uses lots of hex and jargon. There are red flags though... like what's up with the DEI stuff, and who says "stack trace dump"? Let's take a closer look... 🧵1/n

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

@Gsb_Esq You probably are just seeing 10% of what it can do - all the enterprise stuff you can do on top of it makes me think it needs to be put down before it's out of control lol

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

@HousefromDC @SharpFootball @ringer @FDSportsbook Seahawks playing at home but terrible at finishing drives - give me the over on Jason Meyers field goals at 1.5 and the over on points at 6.5

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

Beyond a dream come true. Thank you!!!! #snl @nbcsnl @foofighters

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

@pyrtbilly @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @Billyhottakes - A whose back of the week and Fyre Fest all in one! Incredible value

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

One day until we celebrate the birthday of a Top 25, maybe even a top 10, American

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

@sublimepilgrim I had this same thing happen to me - a certain brand of tests showed a super faint line no matter when I took them. Had symptoms but got a rapid at an urgent care - came back negative. Got a PCR negative - no one else got sick, it was strange

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

did we learn zero lessons about letting people who just lost into government buildings in Washington DC

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

This person has a blue lightsaber because they paid a monthly online subscription or they're a Jedi.

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

Honestly I wish all politicians were like Elizabeth Warren - you may not agree with her politics but all she does is say "these are my policies that I think are good - Ill work with anyone to get these passed". Are these good policies? I have no idea but she's consistent

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

These bank failures were entirely avoidable if Congress & the Fed had done their jobs and kept strong banking regulations in place since 2018.

SVB & Signature are gone, and now Washington must act quickly to prevent the next crisis.

My @nytopinion op-ed:
https://t.co/8c9gpfb8t2

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

@RepNancyMace I'm so confused as to how this is "politicizing" an issue - Warren is making a policy argument that Congress made a mistake in 2018 and this decision allowed a bank run. It's fine if you think this is the wrong policy take but I fail to see where Warren is politicizing an issue

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

@rodger I watched him play when he was in high school - he was completely terrifying as a volleyball player

[Michael Hensley @Simon_Greedwell]

@3YearLetterman - pretty sure the soccer people need some cold hard viewing facts today. Look at these lies!

[Laurie @laurieontech]

I mean, it’s one twitter API request, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?

[Preston Sprinkle @PrestonSprinkle]

If I weren’t a Christian, I’d totally be super patriotic. The narrative is so powerful and compelling.

The gospel of Christ as King just so fundamentally challenges Nationalistic narratives, which is why I have theological problems with patriotism.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

To me, the choice is easy for the NFC Championship:

Philadelphia: Native son Benjamin Franklin literally invented electricity and freedom while president

SF: Invented meatless meat

I’ll be eating a 100% beef-fed beef cheesesteak today

#FlyEaglesFly

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

all the political pundits are making fun of this guy but they don't understand the value of landing the No. 1 pick in today's NFL. With Bryce Young and a new OC he can turn things around next season