Ryan Sims

San Francisco. Grew up in Charleston, SC. Avid sketcher, fan of Spongebob, Adventure Time, Uncle Grandpa and coffee.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

Nolan has never had a smart phone or email.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@russvought @ENERGY It finally comes to light how petulant and small you and your administration are.

https://t.co/IPWjZc0FaR

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@Bubblebathgirl @GavinNewsom Purity test now? Snowflake.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Epstein files much?

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

Hi @MikeJohnson! I fixed this for you:

Greg Abbott’s latest attempt to disenfranchise millions of Texas voters was written in the dark of night by the NRCC—more than 1,400 miles away from Austin in Washington. This is a slap in the face to Texans who overwhelmingly support the Texas Citizens Redistricting Commission.

Unlike other states, Texas must shred its own Constitution to succeed in its desperate gambit to entrench Republican power. Voters in Texas and across the nation see through this partisan stunt.

Greg Abbott should spend less time trampling his state’s laws for a blatant power grab and more time working to change the disastrous, far-right policies that are harming Texas. Abbott obviously wants to launch a presidential campaign on the backs of disenfranchised Texas voters, but it will not work.

Republicans across the nation have played politics with redistricting for decades, and this is just the latest example. Democrats who are following state and federal laws will not be lectured by people who abused the system. I have instructed the DCCC to use every measure and resource possible to fight the Texas Republicans’ illegal power grab. I will continue to lead efforts to defend our House Democratic incumbents and grow our majority so that we can continue to deliver on our commonsense, people-first agenda.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@RepDavidValadao Your words don’t matter when people will be dying. Thanks for selling out your constituents. Be prepared to be voted out.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@lisamurkowski Thanks for putting your small number of constituents above the rest of the nation. I’ll be donating to whomever runs against you in the primaries or races - especially if they’re from the new party started by @elonmusk.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@elonmusk Good use of that money Elmo!

https://t.co/q0fxpahhLj

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@kerryrm Order another and say the first was delicious. Just make sure you stare at them while they make the second.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Rarely am I jealous of another man. This man's rare stick collection has me feeling pure envy.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@nicksortor Stop being so weird.

[Pumpkin Knight @PumpkinKnight4]

@herotimeszero Voting for the guy who doesn't need to fundraise to pay off his rape fines.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Don't care. Still voting for the guy with no mugshot.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@kerryrm I wonder if we grew up in a moment when the rawness of hardware, operating systems, and the internet itself forced a bit of learning on us that the closed devices of today don’t? Or did growing up without so much (content, games, distractions) fill our boredom with tech learning?

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@kerryrm Uncut Gems is so good.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@kerryrm Right? What on earth. Such staggering sums.

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@FutureSketches @cottondesigninc @medialab Hoping for recordings! I’m always missing these. :-(

[Ryan Sims @simsie]

@kerryrm Did you break it off, did they break it off, or was it mutual?