Sleepy Panda

Very tired.

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[Sleepy Panda @sleepypanda10]

If the @ChicagoBears move to Indiana then Chicago should petition the NFL for a deep dish expansion franchise

[Sleepy Panda @sleepypanda10]

@BenReade8 @cperciva I think he did 2.8 million divided by 4. That's 700,000. Divide that by 350 (for an approximation of days in a year) and you get 2,000

[Sleepy Panda @sleepypanda10]

@CoachBHawk @chasedownleads Also, this is a work of fiction

[Michael McLean @cornoisseur]

@ChrisMurphyCT Are senate democrats going to forcefully protest this unconstitutional war?

[Sleepy Panda @sleepypanda10]

@javier251182 @VargasKevi23363 Then what are we here for??

[Sleepy Panda @sleepypanda10]

@monipridragon12 @Mr_Husky1 If the kids is smart he'll pretend the patching and painting is really fun and trick his dad into doing the work.

[Sleepy Panda @sleepypanda10]

@JackGMitchell @interesting_aIl Are they barbarians?

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Great that Israel has agreed to allow in the aid it wasn't blocking.

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

The other night i was wondering why everyone was grieving jane goodall, an evil woman who literally exploited the monkeys she saved to make them mine diamonds, and then i remembered that was a simpsons episode and that it was time for bed

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

Mature democracies have entered a dystopia: the smaller the injustice, the more extreme the response; the greater the injustice, the deeper the bureaucratic indifference.

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

Israel just assassinated 2 Lebanese Shiite architects involved in reconstruction of the destroyed residences at their border. They realized it is more effective to kill architects than fighters.

Something is profoundly disgusting about that state --and its supporters.

[Eddie. @Eddie6365622648]

@JDVance

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

every country should do this.

[The Hill @thehill]

Reema Dodin is shepherding @SenBrianSchatz’s team through the shift from a rank-and-file office and a low-level part of the leadership team to becoming whip — a massive undertaking.

Read more about one of the 25 sta­ffers who make Capitol Hill run: https://t.co/kIOJUnTlko

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Everybody remembers that seminal moment in WW2 with FDR in his wheelchair rolling out the red carpet for Hitler discussing which portions of France he will get in exchange for peace.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

You’re right guys we better play it safe after our stunning victory last election

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

NYT today vs the Onion

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

we could probably eliminate the national debt with a raffle to punch jd vance in the face

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

We better not ever hear “vote blue no matter who” ever again.

[Sleepy Panda @sleepypanda10]

@Genetics56 It looks like you started using AI to draft your tweets.