Melwyn De Noronha

I'mma make sure that they go where they can't go
If they don't wanna ride I'mma still give them raincoats

[Tom Campbell @TomCampbell]

Saules mūžu! 🇱🇻

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@CraigDHoare @crawleytown

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@TLRailUK Just handed it in on platform 4 at Farringdon

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

Just found this key on a @TLRailUK train to Bedford. Got on the 5.31pm at Three Bridges and found it on the floor. Help return it to its owner!! #lostandfound

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@SoVeryBritish

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@AndyMitten Is that the Scotsman? Watched the cup final there a few weeks ago

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

Air Dressage!!! @SoozUK

[Paula Leach @drPLeach]

Finnish Hobby Horse Championships 2023

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@Mikey1878 Can't believe it's taken nearly 20 years for this to come out. Everything we've been through. Gone.

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@Mikey1878 @LNER I always think it's the people you're visiting that make the trip 1st class, not the travel 😉

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@tezilyas Protect the British modern slaves, not the foreign ones it seems

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@90min_Football @Carabao_Cup Man United

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@GavinCurnow We're gonna need a bigger lake

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@NoContextBrits Stop or my Bellend will shoot!

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@CraigDHoare @talkSPORT @BroadcastMoose Never seen a man randomly run up some stairs as fast as that day

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@gretchland @tyler1981 still makes me angry 12 years later

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@talkSPORT Toto Schillaci

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

Carrie, get me the crayons! #ByeBoris

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

💥Hearing that staff in No 10 have been told that Boris Johnson IS resigning and his letter has been prepared. 💥

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@jack_hamilton For the longest time I thought it WAS a musical because of The Simpsons

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@CFCMod_ Joe Hart as well!!

[Melwyn De Noronha @smelwyn]

@Jamessc82114587 @FlexUTD Reality is we probably did spend months talking to him, but Nunez had time on his side. Likely didn't agree to sign for us in case a better offer came in, which it has As painful as that is as a United fan, its our reality for the time being.