Dicklish

Angry male human.

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

Anybody remember me?

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

@rebecca_rigney A while indeed. Glad to hear you're doing well.

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

@rebecca_rigney hi yourself. How've you been?

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@RubyBottoms I'm probably really late on this but love the new avi pic. Yum!

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I told you it would be hard to tweet from jail.

Not that anyone has asked where I've been or anything.

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

I need some new material. Who wants to get married?

[snatch stache @snatch_stache]

Kids send dick pics. Men send a photocopy of their pay stub.

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

I'm supplements fiber intake years old.

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I haven't tweeted in a week. Where the fuck did all these new followers come from?

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

I save all my really gangsta-ass tweets for FB.

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

*tries to stay awake long enough to Ambien-tweet*

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

@gahhhh2424 Half of that sounds like fun.

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

Will they let me tweet in jail?

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@RubyBottoms I'd never want to. ;-)

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@RubyBottoms YOU'RE BACK!!! (I'm going to have to kick my own ass for saying this but wtf) YAY!!!

[fawn @ISOremarkable]

Calm down! I didn't say he doesn't bite. What kind of person just ambles up to an intoxicated octopus & pets it? He says you taste awful.

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

I was an extra on Shark Week.

[me @etohgirly]

No officer my speech isn't slurred I'm just talking in cursive.

[Dicklish @snarkynator]

I go hard.

Because I haven't masturbated in a few days.
Whoops. That should have been cum, not go. My bad.