trev sploosk

big number good

[trev sploosk @sploosk]

once again my favorite hobby, lunging at people in parking garages, has landed me in hot water

[Groby @groby5000000]

Super excited to try Drink, i hope Flavor tastes good

[mau @rllydu]

i love when dudes are named Guy. like, yeah. exactly.

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey dude it’s good to see you. Haven’t seen you since high school. Are you still the quarterback there

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry the word i was looking for was “house”

[Teddu 🐈 @diyfieri]

I can't look at any video of the rizzler/the Costco guys without thinking about this tweet

[Aaron 🦇 @aaronfraggle]

It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”

This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.

[jame @kloogans]

oh she's cooked

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Two fundamentally different candidates

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Oh no. The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Biden versus Trump is a tough choice, because I love them both so much. It's a real greater of two goods election.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Everyone has their own word they've been been pronouncing as incorrectly as the guy in that video says tzatziki. And that's ok

[chase @_chase_____]

i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

YES!!!!! [reading second part of tweet] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nym🤍 @aretteepls]

How am I supposed to sleep when this is outside my window