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@TheMurkyDepths its so soulless

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(now a professor who watches TV)

[zugzwung ukigumo @bodenlosig]

The dominant trend at Ivies now seems to be a kind of aggressive poptimism, like actively looking down at the idea of discriminating between good and bad art. One friend (now a professor who watches TV) told me Princeton’s intro English classes have been taken over by TV Studies.

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@An_Aria_Blooms so funny that cis lesbians are more positive about trans people than trans people themselves

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well within the range of normal unfortunately

[appo 🇵🇸🔻 @PISSDRlNKER]

after ur dad dies is it normal to have recurring dreams where he comes back to life and is like "haha i faked my death everythings chill actually" and then u instantly wake up and hes still dead

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america must be destroyed

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

64k for being the head of stonehenge kind of a piss take. oversee one of the nations greatest cultural sites for less than an entry level finance bro in america

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@gloww0rms Rock climbers often have insane development of all the forearm muscles

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@hyperstitial a non-gamer who dies has lived one life, whereas i have lived the lives of Geralt, Sephiroth, Master Chief

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@breadandposes fury as business owners lose their favourite parking spot

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have you considered not breaking the law while youre at work?

[London Cab Drivers Club @The_LCDC]

More drivers getting done for 24mph in a 20mph zone 😡😡
three points and a £100 fine
look how many hours a taxi driver is “ on offer” compared to a normal person driving to and from work - We should have 2 licenses
Work & a domestic one

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calling them USAli to rhyme with Nepali

[Thomas 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @MeathGuerilla]

“USian” really annoys Americans for some reason lol

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@MetaReflexive are you 12 or what

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@kennixonette theres no universe in which audrey horne could be mid

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@NoJusticeMTG https://t.co/gWPy3uG1RW

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

@UrbanAchievr Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones

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@marwoldeb thinking about the grandads who discover jacket potatoes and bangers & mash from this video

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@AltSamCat did not know that about angola, what a great fact

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@xgabegottliebx Flummoxed is a perfectly cromulent word

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this is what david lynch films are about

[ash taylor?! 📀 is on bsky 🦋 @estroBiologist]

@voidb0rne @ForciblyTorsion checked and yeah the original post doesn't contain the word "accidental" that's just the clipping interpretation

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@_georgina666 my algo is entirely people being mad at a guy for making ice cream at the moment

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please twitter i can't see any more tweets from filipino teenagers telling a man to kill himself for making ice cream at work