Jared Stern

Awesome

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@sswheeler @hammertime20 - they needed a model student athlete... @Scott_Wasden was busy. Ole hammy gladly stepped in.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Work hard. Eat right. Exercise. Don't drink too much. And only buy what you can afford. It's not rocket science.

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

“@joefever24: #classic @sterny4.........hi friend http://t.co/E1GiiJnohY” I've missed ya babs!

[Strombone @strombone1]

Please don't forget to set your clocks forward to 8 past Luongo tonight..... #k #thanks

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@itsmetomstach whatever man

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Well I didn't score a goal this season but I did save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@sgregory30 @hammertime20 I'm a real boy now

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@emily_h_turner correction, you mean #funemployed

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@hammertime20 luckily the last one was #apieceapiss @sgregory30

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@sgregory30 @hammertime20 what's a day job? #lifestyle

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@sswheeler @emily_h_turner @hammertime20 @michael_buchan Just staple it together and call in bad weather

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@hammertime20 @sgregory30 learning German that's just a #pieceapiss then #bobsyouruncle

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@hammertime20 might as well. Got nothing else to do on a Thursday night.

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

#F1W04Reveal @LewisHamilton

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

“@JayOnrait: Sports!” @babtizz

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

“@sgregory30: "@CanmoreEagles1: Game is underway! #goeaglesgo" woooooooo!!!” @itsmetomstach eagles suck #gostangs

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

@realerickroshus go get em kro bar

[Max Gordichuk @maxgordichuk]

@QZ_0017 @sterny4 just got to the recovery room #local

[Jared Stern @sterny4]

“@neiltyson: In Walmart, America's largest gun seller, you can buy an assault rifle. But company policy bans pop music with curse words.”