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[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@FBI she is threatening the president

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.

[『ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴ ɢ.ʙ. ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏᴠᴇ』【黒炎】 @Schwarzflamme]

I'd rather live alone on a deserted planet and die slowly from cosmic radiation than live a single second in a triangular relationship with a sociopath and their sassy AI chatbot.

I don't even want to know people who know people who would use something like this.

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

Incredible self own

[Seth McClung @Seth_3773]

I really don’t know how today’s numbers guys think baseball hitters are better today.

These are the numbers I had to face.

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

They put all the worlds cold in a tube

[Dragoon @DragoonC89]

@creepy_mansion They put all the worlds cold in a tube

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@kurorosage @AngryTomtweets You’re under psychosis

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

Shit from a butt for garbage people

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The opening title sequence for the ‘Big Bang Theory’ spin-off ‘STUART FAILS TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE’.

The series follows Stuart who causes the multiverse to collapse after he breaks Sheldon & Leonard’s new device.

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@Hoppeism Making up people to get mad at again

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@BigMacGHM Would that finally make you happy

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

It looks like she’s trying to get rid of generational trauma

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

So my hometown got a data center. Look at my aunt’s water.

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@CrestonChi @bigbrownson Did you just make up a number? Was that the biggest one you could think of?

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

I need to take this sign and climb to the top of the Empire State Building so everyone can see

[OlderButStronger @SmolenMaciej]

Dzień dobry

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

“Nolan missed the point, here’s a video of the cyclops having two eyes”

[Kvng @Samthrilzz]

Nolan making Polyphemus a silent beast missed the entire point of Homer’s tragedy.

A mindless monster is generic. A civilized, articulate monster who understands Xenia (guest-right) and chooses to mock it before devouring you one by one is psychological horror.

Hearing Polyphemus speak makes him ten times scarier.

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@levisagestyle @moonsheath Why would you bash your own friends work? For Twitter likes?

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

Is this a book that’s been published?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Mina Kimes is the definition of trash. Read a book for me 1 time. Specifically my book. I’d tag Mina but she’s a coward and blocked me

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

You losers are complaining about historical accuracy but then just ai slopifying everything that was already portrayed in the movie

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@ClownWorld @DisrespectedThe Get real problems please holy fuck you pathetic worms

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@TheOnlyDSC He should build a hammer with a camera in it

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

@PicturesFoIder Add it to the list of things Elon says he will do I guess

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[tearsforpears @tearsforpears]

People on here are just not experts

[Pollyy 💜💜 @PoloIsSwoolish]

I love how there's just a random shot of a woman saying "it's Spider-Man!" Even though just cutting to him swinging in would be good enough to convey this information