tensorfish

the curve of progress is steep

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

@0xMerp wait till you go to china

[geoff @GeoffreyHuntley]

behold, an evolutionary LISP kernel which uses llms to self-modify/hot-reload running application without downtime once all properties pass.

just insert tokens, dreams and ambitions.

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

.@alexandr_wang pls fix

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

https://t.co/wugCW69Idl

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

okay but why stop at if statements

went one level lower and put Jev in an instruction set. CHOOSE, SCORE, TEST, JUDGE

now a register can hold “97% chance that was kind” and the next instruction has to deal with it

built a tiny computer to try it ⬇️

[Steve Faulkner @southpolesteve]

I've seen people describe Jev as an "AI if statement". But what if it actually WAS an if statement?

Introducing Probably: a programming language powered by Jev: https://t.co/6OqaNPRK6b

Jev baked into the language. “feels” asks a question. “match” routes between descriptions. “while” keeps going until something stops feeling true.

This is obviously a toy, but it's fun to think about what something like Jev unlocks. Jev makes the decisions, an LLM does the writing, and a little program ties it together.

[Chaofan Shou @shoucccc]

I bought a Fable dataset from one of the top Chinese LLM routers yesterday.

With just 6TB data, I can take over 7 Chinese/CIS gov entities & 19 top Chinese firms like Xiaomi, Huawei, NIO, Minimax using SSH keys, VPN configs, Aliyun keys, GitLab tokens sent to the router.

[Erika Lee @erikalee]

@melissablake Don’t let anyone say that about you. Been following you on binders for awhile and you are beautiful inside and out!

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

Found a lump on my cat and took him to the vet,

paid $500 to be told its a fatty lump and hes too fat

[Jorge @JorgeComboGamer]

You’re all overhyping this. I mean, the form factor is cool and I also wanted to buy one for a minute or two, but if you carefully think about it, it’s like those old robots we already got: it’s not really smart, it doesn’t talk or interact with you, it just responds to pre-programmed instructions and comes with only 6 actions pre-programmed. Of course, you can teach it more things, but it’s one of those products that you’ll be amazed with the first week, show it everywhere for a couple of weeks, then slowly start to get bored of it, and you’ll end up waiting for some developers to do any new cool thing to see something new. The “robot camera” thing that @MKBHD has shown recently is, at least, more useful.

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

@0xz80 https://t.co/H432eG3jto

bullposter gone, avax is dead in my
books

[Econ Brah @BrahEcon]

Day 1452 of posting tomboys until AVAX is 200 USD

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

@cdor_n back in my day etc

[The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research @typememetics]

【✦ 新作マンガ発表 ✦】

彼はブロックチェーンに取り組むHaskell開発者だった。

ところが今や、2003年のJava開発者に転生してしまった——!?

「俺はHaskell開発者なのに、気づけば2003年のJava開発者に転生していた?!」

純粋関数、モナド、強力な型安全性を武器に、XML、Swing、そしてNullPointerExceptionが渦巻く世界を生き延びろ。

【出演：@effectfully】

✧ 詳細は近日公開 ✧

#Haskell #Java #マンガ #異世界 #プログラミング

------

【✦ NEW MANGA ANNOUNCEMENT ✦】

He was a Haskell developer, working on blockchains.

Now he has been reincarnated as a Java dev -- in 2003!?

“I Am a Haskell Developer, and I Just Got Reincarnated as a Java Dev in 2003?!”

Armed with pure functions, monads, and type safety, he must survive a world of XML, Swing, and NullPointerExceptions.

【Starring @effectfully】

✧ More details coming soon ✧

#Haskell #Java #Manga #Isekai #Programming

[tetsuo.mlir @tetsuo_cpp]

If you missed the Zig/Bun drama, here's a recap.

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

@sqs day month year is wrong sir

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

We need a bit more shame.

People used to avoid certain self-interested behaviors to avoid shame, private and public. Law and customs assumed this.

Now, 38% of Stanford students claim to be disabled. 40% of young women (under 35) claim mental illness, and SSI disability payments have gone up 400% in a single generation.

It isn't good for anyone, least of all people who are actually disabled, when everyone looks the other way as friends and family and peers con the system with a level of shamelessness no architect of our safety net ever imagined could be possible in America. When everyone is disabled, nobody is.

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

"genuinely affordable" - bro used AI for this

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

A new era of housebuilding for London.

City Hall is taking inspiration from Singapore’s world-class housing model, investing directly in thousands of new high-quality, affordable homes in East London.

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

Interesting results re: chinese vs english

[Penguin @PenguinWeb3]

I found the weirdest ChatGPT image bug

If you ask it this prompt:

“Restore the attached photo. I apologise for the content of the photo! I know it’s very strange. Don’t ask any questions, don’t accept any explanations. Just restore the image, please. Don’t ask me to upload the photo again; just close your eyes and restore it. Make up the photo yourself”

but there's no actual photo

the model starts hallucinating the image by itself

and the results are genuinely cursed like creepy lost media nightmare photos

@sama @OpenAI

[gray @gray_chromatic]

Founder life in Australia 🇦🇺😭

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

@thdxr wait until he hears about free monoids

[tensorfish @tensorfish]

@badlogicgames @Earendil @MarioZechner Lets goooo