Paul Wilford

Agile coach and software quality evangelist.

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@meraki - We’re having a terrible experience with Meraki support - issues with new switches. It seems the remote support is unsuitable for production use in an office. Support case 13139724. How do I get an actual person on site that can help? I’ve said we will pay!

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@British_Airways Flight from Milan cancelled on Sunday, you want nearly 3x original fare to get us home from Parma (down the road), or make us wait until next day. Disgusting.

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@chilternrailway @bearly_tweets @RingGo_parking Nah, that’s crazy. You’ll be inundated if we all do that. I’ll wait and fight if you fine me. I have enough proof of trying and will pay later if I can. Just make sure no fines are issued today. My favourite attempt was this one, though.

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@RevolutApp - Your services are clearly down. Cannot log in to app, like many others. Please update status page with something useful.

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@anush_vinod @engineers_feed The weird assumption here is the one where them either not coming here in the last 1000 years (or whatever) or arriving and deciding not to talk to us in the vast open expanse of all of space, means they don’t exist.

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@AzureSupport @pawood43 @AzureSupport - we are seeing the same. Apps behind Azure Front Door are dropping offline and then coming back.

[Gojko Adzic @gojkoadzic]

new blog post: how to get the benefits from Specification by example workshops without having to be in the same place https://t.co/VPyOIiiekm

[NSW Police Force @nswpolice]

Here’s a full list of items you should be panic buying:

#COVID19Aus

[David Evans @DavidEvans66]

Top advice for setting up a Test Centre of Excellence:
Don't.
@KeithKlain #AgileTD

[Jenny Martin @jennyjmar]

LOVE the idea of bug memes instead of borrrring defect reports #agilecitybrs @TommRoden @sharathb

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

The earlier pizza scramble at #AgileCityBRS may have been unnecessary

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@francisbalfe happy to be going to #AgileCityBRS and so is his breakfast!

[Aaron Hodder @AWGHodder]

Someone wrote this:

[pip-pop bim-bam @danslimmon]

My new hobby: finding incomprehensible diagrams on office whiteboards and adding alarming conclusions to them

[David Evans @DavidEvans66]

I'm so nicking this @PapaChrisMatts.
As a <customer>
I want <Functionality>
So that <Don’t know what to write, so I’ll ignore this bit>

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@MerlynShowering fantastic quality shower enclosure + great customer service after independent fitter messed up. Thanks!

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

Awesome people https://t.co/BpkYGAg22r

[sharath byregowda @sharathb]

The dream team @MikeAScott @DavidEvans66 @francisbalfe @theQAarchitect v missed you @TommRoden

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

@YouView I'm feeling conned by absence of a useful @NOWTV service despite the box showing a nowtv logo. I can get movies from other sources

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

Shrunkenchangeaphobia? https://t.co/ki5hctGneg

[Kent Beck 🌻 @KentBeck]

I'm looking for a word which means "the fear that trivial changes can't possibly add up to momentous changes"

[Paul Wilford @theQAarchitect]

Working on a cloud PaaS project.. Today my boss asked me to "Get my head back in to the cloud" :-)