Ayush Khandelwal

Engineering @LinkedIn Ex- @unacademy @samsung. Perpetually curious. Tweets about Bangalore, cricket & life.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Normalize lying to anyone who’s too curious about your private life.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I’m convinced that the most underrated trait in a romantic partner is that they bring peace into your life. Days are filled with enough chaos and uncertainty. Being able to come home to someone who defaults to emotional consistency, who creates a peace, is massively underrated.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

I will never forget the manager who corrected me privately but praised me publicly.

[Miilato @miiilato]

a man who can walk away from the woman he loves for the sake of his own peace has won a war nobody can see

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Deepika Padukone, Anushka Sharma, Katrina Kaif all of them stopped working or doing very little work after marriage and kids.

That doesn't make them a lesser independent woman, it only tells that if your husband is earning well and respect your hardwork for taking care of kids, it's wise to give time to your kids and family than going out and spend 10-12hrs on work just to show that you're "independent".

[Harshit Anand @7h_anand]

In the last 10-12 years, we’ve normalised Modi’s grotesque state election campaigning features to an extent where now nobody even questions why the sitting PM is on a boat in Hooghly midst a global crisis, burning Manipur, LPG shortage, migrant crisis, workers’ protest etc. etc.

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

I have 543 Mangoes in the bucket but
I only give it to women, when I'll have 850.

That's what Women Reservation is.

[Mahua Moitra @MahuaMoitra]

Dear @narendramodi your party has the lowest percentage of women among all parties in Lok Sabha . Implement Women’s Reservation NOW based on 543 seats - what is stopping you? Jumlabazi Nahi Chalegi

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

Kids want more dad time. Wife wants more husband time. Parents want more son time. Work wants more of your time. And you still show up. Shoutout to the men doing it all. 🙌

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Once, I heard a phrase:

"If you don't fit into the crowd, it means your place is on the stage."
And something inside me changed.

[Retainer @retainermethod]

Having the balls to walk away from a woman you love because she started disrespecting you is something 97% of men cannot do.

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

If this triggers you be sure to watch it twice

[Dave Kline @dklineii]

Unsolicited career advice: Stop being a baby when you get feedback. Someone is sharing how they experience you. They might fumble, be insensitive, offend you, or even be wrong. Who cares? Say "thank you," so they'll keep doing it. This is the data you need to improve.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

STOP saving clothes and shoes for special occasions. Wear them whenever you can. Being alive is a special occasion.

[Ayush Khandelwal @thegaribguy]

@HardeepSPuri What is own finances here? Not like Modiji is subsiding this from his own pocket. It’s taxpayers money being used to subsidise.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Your poverty story is only interesting if you're rich while telling it.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

This is how Aaj Tak used to mock UPA and Manmohan Singh when ₹ was 53 against the dollar.

Today, it is ₹94 per dollar , but Aaj Tak is showing why Narendra Modi doesn’t get tired.

We are doomed beyond repair

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Modi Govt doesnt want you to see this video

👇

[John Mappin @JohnMappin]

The Iran war is looking so bad for Trump and Israel right now.

They may need to release the Epstein files as a distraction.