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GS resident gone plastic

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@kheirbek @rbarbosa91 @jnahmias1 @topknife @BBankheadMD @vanessapho @hayfarani @EricKnauerMD @mj_pucci @elliotthaut I usually say showers after 24hrs w/ skin glue or whenever if telfa & tegaderm is placed. For soaking I’ll stipulate “until seen in clinic for follow up” to make sure there aren’t wound issues. Plus, skin edges can get a little macerated if too wet too early

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@olsonplanner Lap training?

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@Toaster_Pastry ABS has started “continuous certification” which will include an open book 40 question test with 2 weeks to complete every 3 years. Is this better? More fees, more frequent, probably not any more relevant to practice.

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@TraumaDramaMD Rotations for juniors on some non-surgical services to round out knowledge and gain a different perspective on how our patients get to us. Anesthesia, radiology, GI, ER, etc.

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@TraumaDramaMD @GCalderonMD “Patient staffed with attending surgeon @TraumaDramaMD” /end resident note

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@KBrookeGolisch I was told the same thing during intern year of Gen surg. Warned I wouldn’t be allowed to do as much in cases if attendings thought I wasn’t interested in their sub-specialty. Thankfully, didn’t turn out to be true

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@callie_mt @DShadowgazer Exactly

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@MorePropofol @TraumaDramaMD Nope. Not stealing their wife. Just cutting out some dead tissue

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@nataliemwall @glamsurgmd Took it already. Recommend review surgery

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@BURIAL__PLOT @MeadowGood @lilaflavin I was taught tears are sterile

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@TraumaDramaMD Was confirmed Burger King 👑

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@TraumaDramaMD

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@DShadowgazer

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If I ever become this person, slap me

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No Mr. SurgeonAttendingMan, I do not know who sings this obscure song from the 80s

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@TraumaDramaMD Patient snuck out with the PCA pump

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@Caulimovirus Hospital already has 4 benches out front with plaques dedicating 2 of them to healthcare workers who fought COVID and 2 to the victims of COVID

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@TraumaDramaMD

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@johnsweeneyroar Why is nothing in this pan properly cooked?

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@scratchpadMD Benefit: endless bowl of soup

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@emily_fri Definitive management is resection of the involved innominate, which requires a sternotomy for proximal control. CV surgery is best, but trauma might be more available. Anesthesia should intubate from above with finger in place. ENT won’t open a chest, IR is only case studies