WAKILI ASF

Father. Lawyer. Teacher. Kenyan 🇰🇪

[WAKILI ASF @therobbxx]

@unhingebinge Hello 👋

[WAKILI ASF @therobbxx]

@baroswahjr Lucky bastard

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...

now I have Heinzsight

[WAKILI ASF @therobbxx]

@KibandaScholar And if you're a sharp bois, a hideout away from prying eyes and the police.

[WAKILI ASF @therobbxx]

@Wakabando Grow tf up. I disagree with most of his policies, almost all, but s/o or sth has to dismantle Kikuyu entitlement/hegemony.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Fine, i'll go and save the world just gimme a goddamned minute

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

You can't see someone’s mental health.

Please be kind.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Steak humor is a medium rarely done well.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

“First I need music.”

*Me about to do anything.

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

And then the little dog would say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and we would all laugh and laugh. It was a simpler time.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Might adopt a sheep and name it Samwool L. Jackson.

[WAKILI ASF @therobbxx]

@StandardKenya Firingi 😆😂😂

[WAKILI ASF @therobbxx]

@PatsKam Sounds terrible

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Alexa, stop fighting with Siri.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Have you inspired someone today? If not, get on that.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

They say you're as old as you feel...guess I'm a exhumed mummy or something

[𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 @MelDutchie]

The people who hate you the most will copy you the most.

[Mark A. Di Carlo @markadicarlo]

Hate the player. Hate the game. Hate everything.

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

You're all delusion, no grandeur.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

I see you out there not being a fuckface, good job