tater tot bros

our mom suggested this handle • avi by @sarahjoyshockey

[tater tot bros @thetits]

GOD: there, my first animal :)
SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move?
G:like this*shimmies*
S:
G:just kinda*shimmies*
S:dude

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@OccupyOneLove @lukelukeluke We love you OOL ✨🫶✨

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We’re having a silly goofy time over on bluesky, dm me if you want an invite code 😉

I’m @lukelukeluke.bsky.social over there, check me out 😗

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@travismcelroy Petition to get the McElroy brothers on bluesky, I could get three invite codes together for you

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@wolple @lukelukeluke They’re both me

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@BuckyIsotope What about Thom Yorke?

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@david8hughes I think it comes with one

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@TheRobCee Sorry I moshed your pits

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@Prof_Hinkley Voter fraud! Nepotism!

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@KLobstar Thank you for representing people with foot bugs

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@TheJoelWillis And I suppose grilling feels like an obligation to you too? Pathetic

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@BuckyIsotope We’re leaving TONIGHT?? Jesus fuck Dave you can’t just… your spontaneity is what first attracted me to you but it’s gotten old, it’s grueling, I need stability in my life

I love you but I can’t do this anymore

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@KattsDogma haha thanks Katts, not back though, just making sure everything doesn't get deleted. Love that you've kept the Nolan painting AVI

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You’re a burglar, you’re breaking into my house. “Surprise motherfucker” I say from behind u & unleash my attack dog. He buries his nose in your crotch & wags his tail, he is happy to meet u & this isnt going anything like I’d hoped. You shoot me in the face and my head pops off.

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In view of twitter shutting down inactive accounts, we shall do a tweet, here we go

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CEO: You all submitted a lot of questions, and obviously I won’t have time to answer them all.

*ends meeting 20 minutes early*

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Everyone check out the cool work our friend @OrndorffChris is doing with @DigitalGlobe https://t.co/lzQawMBwmc

[Chris Orndorff @OrndorffChris]

First discovered in 1976 in #Landsat 1 imagery and named after the sensor that helped discover it #LandsatIsland has never been mapped since the only human visit ended in almost becoming polar bear lunch. Now @DigitalGlobe satellites can provide detail on this tiny island.

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@upsidedowntrash ahem https://t.co/o7geZY4kjW

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When you see a group of friends having fun and you're like "I want to hang out, I'm fun"

[ok spida @erobbdigi]

what should we call this orange fruit?

orange

this melon? kinda watery

watermelon

and this long skinny purple thing?

eggplant

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WIFE: Honey? why is there a deer in the living room wearing your clothes? HONEY?
[Cut to me running naked through the moonlit forest]

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This is AWESOME! I've always pictured this as a @twoodle_05 I can't believe it really is one now! 😄😄 https://t.co/7DrB909h0D

[Twoodle @twoodle_05]

Hi there @thetits ... I've twoodled your tweet https://t.co/Rr1GiA9WEM