helen

rainier girl

[helen @thisisnothelen]

I made us lose at bar trivia

[helen @thisisnothelen]

Salt Lake City is great if you’ve never seen a mountain before,, or perhaps a big hill

[helen @thisisnothelen]

@oldheaded This is literally an episode of Mad Men

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@Plapse69 @ssarahemily Its SXSW, a week long tech, music, film, education and culture event/convention/fest. AAR are there as a band and individual speakers

[helen @thisisnothelen]

Man it’s really that easy

[helen @thisisnothelen]

the way people thought this was real

[helen @thisisnothelen]

I have been feeling unexplainable joy at the sight of businesses putting up “No Dogs” signs at their entrances, bc yes! Your non-service dog does NOT need to be at Trader Joes with me!!!!!!1!1!1!

[helen @thisisnothelen]

How it feels to get a lollipop from the bathroom attendant at the night club

[helen @thisisnothelen]

Last night a group of Italian guys told Max he has the “heart of a dragon” and now he won’t stop referring to himself as “the dragon”

[helen @thisisnothelen]

I implore all Europeans who complain about Europe to spend 1 year in Ely NV without a car and tell me how great it is

[helen @thisisnothelen]

charlie kirk dead before gta 6 😑

[helen @thisisnothelen]

@oldheaded Ok bear 💅🏻

[helen @thisisnothelen]

ChatGPT this, ChatGPT that, how about you ask the Magic 8 Ball?????

[helen @thisisnothelen]

Max: Humidifier ?
Me: look man i dont know who made a fire

[helen @thisisnothelen]

@jacefaceyo Stfu I drive a civic

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why do some car model names make sense, like pathfinder, trailblazer, and others….. does anybody actually know what a civic is!?

[helen @thisisnothelen]

I’m going to see Simple Plan play What’s New Scooby Doo?

[helen @thisisnothelen]

FUCK

[helen @thisisnothelen]

I hate that I find young Chevy Chase attractive… even with that fuckass haircut

[helen @thisisnothelen]

I’m going to see Simple Plan play What’s New Scooby Doo?

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all girl want is... wear big shirt no pant... eat snack... have kiss...