Thomsley

Big fan of sleep. Highly recommend.

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Neil @irl_neil]

Obviously using chatbots makes you more dumb, everyone is skipping over the funniest part: the study authors are such dedicated LLM haters they set up traps to expose AI users lol

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

The Premier League welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

[Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌 @RepealTCPA1947]

What did you think decarbonisation meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays? Losers

[Brigitte Empire @BrigitteEmpire]

The Shaun tweet remains undefeated

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Tell me this isn't the most frustrating thing you've ever seen.

We're burying most of this train line for literally no reason at all. Ballooning costs, just so people don't have to look at a train in a flat field.

[Thomas Juneau @thomasjuneau]

If the plan is limited airstrikes on Houthi coastal military sites, it will:
-do minimal damage (Houthi infrastructure is dispersed, after years of countering Saudi airstrikes)
-not deter them (the Houthis are hubristic)
-be counterproductive (boosting their resistance narrative)

[Cllr Anna Railton 🌹 is on 🦋 @rail_guns]

This isn't just good leaflet copy, this is why politics matters and different parties aren't all "just the same".

Here's a collection of similarly devastating graphs

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[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Heads. On. A. Spike.

[Tim Ricketts @timricketts_]

Based on some recent conversations, I felt like a thread was needed on some of the issues surrounding medical training, and how they intersect with the long term workforce plan.

Buckle in for a long one

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[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

the amazing thing about the concept of "human shields" that is repeated totally uncritically by the entire Western media and political class to refer to Palestinians is that it actually perfectly applies to every single Israeli, but they don't even notice that obvious discrepancy

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Listen man - do you a favor ? I’ve known you a long time … do I look like a fucking rube ? Don’t lecture me on morals - yr gonna loose .
I’ll give you the respect you didn’t give me - Of course I want the hostages released - I’ve been calling on saving Jewish and Palestinian lives - for 10 days . I’ve been calling for a fucking cease fire for 10 days - BIBI is INSANE - and SANE people can support Israel - ( and the 70 % of Israel that wants him gone ) - and not the people in Israel that want to “ flatten the place “and calls Palestinians animals and speaks in genocidal language to match the 6000 fucking bombs dropped on Palestinians the last ten days -
A thousand kids slaughtered - THAT
AIN’T HELPING THE HOSTAGES . Hamas is not Palestine - they are just the guys who run the prison - Oh yeah and Hamas is who bibi wanted in charge - see -cause he doesn’t want a two state solution . ) Got it you fucking clown ?
Even before the hospital bombing - this was totally out of control -
Hamas is evil - I’ve said that for 10 fucking days -
or however long this nightmares been going -
Nothing can excuse matching Hamas war crimes with Israeli war crimes - and you know who else are hostages of Hamas ( and Israel ) ? innocent Palestinians who just want to live - like Israelis do - half of Gaza is 15 years old - so born two years after last election Mike - an election from an open air prison - like Atticca , you remember the Pacino movie , right Mike ?
Aren’t those kids also “ hostages “ Or are they just hostages that don’t matter ? Are they all “terrorists “ - the president said as much - so if YOU want to help the hostages ( in my view the entire place is held hostage )
- call for Israel to stop the killing - Then you can get the hostages out - how many more bombs dropped is acceptable ?
HEY MICHAEL DO HUMANITY A FAVOR - ( I don’t need any favors bubbah) YOU. use your voice to call for a cease fire - you know just take a break for a day or two - to at least have a chance to the hostages out ? Tell bibi to stop the killing and get them out - not me .
Here’s an idea -
YOU USE YR FOCUSED VOICE TO CALL FOR A CEASE FIRE TO FREE EVERYONE . Including the hostages - because it sounds like you don’t think all lives matter and I do .
And I’m not playing a fucking game so cut the condescending bullshit towards people who are serious about justice .
Stop - ☝️
Don’t tell me to condemn Hamas ,again - or how to focus my voice - you fucking fool.
I want everyone to stop killing and dying .

- I’ll leave you with a thought -
how THE FUCK is anyone gonna get the hostages back when whole city blocks are being leveled - and bibi is talking genocidal insanity ? While grieving. fathers ( just like grieving Israeli fathers ) are picking up their children’s body parts ?

We good 👍 ?

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

Remarkable to hear Braverman say multiculturalism has failed. She's a British Home Secretary descended from Goan Indians from Mauritius and Kenya, married to a Jewish husband, in a government headed by Britain's first Hindu PM. What would successful multiculturalism look like?

[Scrubbed Up @scrubbedup_]

Don't worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got 3A*'s and I earn £14 an hour as a doctor.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

The "He's Just Some Guy" sign is cracking me up

[James @TypeForVictory]

10% of students in total and up to 20% in elite universities pay their fees upfront and escape £6k of interest just while they study.

They then enjoy a substantial lifelong boost to earnings, allowing them to save more for pensions/housing than poorer-born colleagues.

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

English is the “universal language” because it is simple to learn and NO OTHER REASON please do not look it up NOTHING HAPPENED