Timothy Majidzadeh

Olentangy Liberty '16, UC Berkeley '20. I like soccer, poker, fantasy novels, and video games. (He/Him/His).

Smash Ultimate: Link, Joker

[Steve Sirk @stevesirk]

2024 #Crew96:

CONCACAF: Runner-up. (Because of 💩)
Leagues Cup: Champion. 🏆
Campeones Cup: Runner-up.
Supporters' Shield: Runner-up.
MLS Cup Playoffs: First-round elimination.

Club records for goals, wins, and points along the way.

Fun year, even if it ended too soon.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Okay, the people have spoken—I will donate to @KamalaHarris and downballot Democrats $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow. 💙

I will focus my donations on local Democrats in close races where the money can do the most good. I will cut folks off around $2,500 again.

And yes, I told my wife in advance this time 😂

(91,980 followers at the start)

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

LAFC stands for Long Ass Flight to California folks get them outta here

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

THE COMEBACK CREW 😤

#Crew96 | #CLBvMIA

[elliott @elliottgray]

it's january, 2020. the chiefs and 49ers are playing in the super bowl. it's an election year, trump vs biden. a remake of final fantasy 7 comes out soon

it's january, 2024. the chiefs and 49ers are playing in the super bowl. it's an election year, trump vs biden. a remake of fi

[Timothy Majidzadeh @Timnothius]

@SoloSSBU can't wait to watch SoloSSBU

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

A GOAL FOR COLUMBUUUUUUS

[Smash At Berkeley @SmashAtBerkeley]

erm, is this thing on? 😂

[Street Fighter 6 @StreetFighter]

Frame data in Training Mode has been improved with a new set of bars in the middle of the screen.

See the startup, total, and recovery frames for an individual move or an entire combo all at once. This also includes the opponent's recovery! 🕹️

[Street Fighter 6 @StreetFighter]

Learn to defend against a slew of wake-up reversals with Reversal Settings in Training Mode.

You'll never get hit by another wake-up OD DP again, right? 🕹️

[Smash At Berkeley @SmashAtBerkeley]

It’s been a long time but Smash at Berkeley is finally recruiting!!! Freshman and Sophomores are encouraged to apply!!!

https://t.co/uQI7CyK4eH

[Daniel Mangrum @danielmangrum]

It seems a student loan forgiveness announcement is imminent. I’ve studied this for a few years now and wanted to summarize some recommendations to craft a less-regressive forgiveness policy. Paper coming next week, but until then…

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking:

Mo Brooks asked for a pardon.

Matt Gaetz asked for a pardon.

Andy Biggs asked for a pardon.

Louie Gohmert asked for a pardon.

Scott Perry asked for a pardon.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Pardon requests:

Gaetz, Brooks, Biggs, Perry, Gohmert, Greene, probably the entire sedition caucus.

[Emissary 3 @Blue_JaySSB]

The current state of smash twitter

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Republicans attempting a coup, or Democrats attempting to investigate that attempted coup, there’s plenty of partisanship on both sides of the aisle.

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

they really thought they were slick