John Titor Jr.

Just a time traveller checking in from the not so distant future. Exploring the dumbest period in human history.

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“Dad, why are you crying? You taught me everything you know. I’m ready.” (My father cried silently as he fastened the time device to my wrist) “No... you aren’t...” (The device began beeping as I looked down to see the date it was set to. It read Jan 1, 2020)

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@CumOnHeather you always wear the hottest outfits but we never get to see them because everything starts at a pov facial. they’re amazing! but give us some photo sets of the before! 🙏

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@hasanthehun

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Why is twitter so shit now?

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@Xepla This dude is making twitter have a midlife crisis with him.

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@elonmusk #Threads is better. Elon Musk is a little cissy bitch.

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So with threads out now what does it take to get banned from this shitty app? #FuckElonMusk

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@MattWallace888 Lmao no wonder he gets bullied. What a loser 😂

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@GTWScar

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@docm77 When you poke the Goat. The Hivemind pokes back.

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@CanuckKilljoy @StacyCaySlays Happy Holidays.

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@MikeSington Ohhhh @GovRonDeSantis is gay. This all makes sense now.

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@docm77 My neighbor knocked on my door one day and asked “you have that big white fluffy dog right?” Me: “oh no! Did he get out of the yard? Which way did he go??” My neighbor: “oh he’s fine. He walked into my kitchen and is taking a nap.”

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@patriottakes Such a cope lol

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@washingtonpost @gtconway3d lol

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@DailyLoud What a cissy

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

-says he’s all about free speech
-bans the use of proper medical terminology
??

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@StacyCaySlays Rolling!

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@kelly_cadigan What happened? You don’t like your new ‘red pill’ friends?

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@MotorcycleVet @Jim_Jordan Clutch your pearls somewhere else, we already saw how you people really treat the flag.

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@Jim_Jordan #FlagDay