Tracy Tooth

40 something wanabee fashionista living in rural france running a campsite. Love clothes but locally it is acceptable to wear overalls to the pub. I do my best!

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In Madeira. Hotel has big screen set up but refuses to put cushions on seats and can’t sit on balcony as staff say they have to get table ready for dinner (at 3pm) . Sulking much? @savoysignature

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Visit saumur 40 minutes from us

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You know tourists in bondi don't know if you have a drinks licence and if we can get a drink after 10.30 so try pulling your head out from your arse and just be polite #rude #tourists #dontgohere

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@premierinn Will do

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@premierinn People in room above us have been what sounds like moving furniture since 5.30am. Not the promised quiet and best nights sleep before travelling

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@LeShuttle 1.5 hours early got put on earlier shuttle but still leaving later than original booking #usuallackoforganisation #eurotunnel

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@LeShuttle as usual more than 20 cars and can't organisé piss up in brewery. P being put on before n and o who have been waiting an hour. No fucking idea

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@premiering refund please

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@SiCrad happy birthday. Still looking in france?

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@BMW charrier in cholet has my car for 2 days and then just give me a quote for the work that they could have done but didn't #bmwbloodymindedwankers

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@CarrefourFrance LG scam 30 euros reimbouser si envoyer étiquette originale . Fait. Mais non il y a une problem qu'elle surprise. Pas de 30 euros. La merde .

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#superu #SuperU we're waiting

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@U_LESMAGASINS any time you want to hurry up is good with us. Waiting????????

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#superu #SuperU we're waiting

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Hello Super U ??????????

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@Kit_Harrington mrs Abbott is on holiday at my campsite in France and says hello kit #JonSnow

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Don't fly @easyjet it just costs loads of money so you are better off going with a decent airline in the first place

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@easyJet rubbish customer service. Ruined break. Sleazy doesn't cover it.

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@easyJet last time I got emails from French easyJet and Italian easy jet I went through whole process with both and didn't even get reply