Aaron

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Huh, my gang was supposed to be here. My gang of train robbers were supposed to be waiting atop that hill on horseback with pistols and rifles at the ready. Not sure what to do now. I’ve never felt so alone

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

*trying to impress some girls at a party* nightmare bonnie isn't even scary. also, for one, i could probably beat up the freddles

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

in 2001 the green screen effect blew me away, in 2026 jk rowling is an alleged transphobic holocaust denier responsible for the deaths of many real world people

[Aaron @TumTiggler]

I went through like 4 hours of needless troubleshooting because of this a few months ago. It was a windows update breaking one if my programs 🙃

[percy @watfle]

Damn girl your tits are insane, sorry I mean your tits are mentally ill

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Eye of newt in 13 Covens has been recalled over undeclared magical effects

[Liste @endliste]

2 HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME:
I'm so tired. I can't wait to sleep later. I can't do anything

3 HOURS AFTER BEDTIME:
(imagining learning how to play guitar) ☝️I m going to write a song to heal the world

[LUOK comms open @THELUOK]

how it feels having irls and online friends on the same discord account

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i be up in the pussy like oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang

[¿¡annika h!? @Annika_H_]

fear not friend, egg roll is included in the price of the meal

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[dani @shaboingboing32]

burger to your mouth would you eat it

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Republicans: “We’re bringing back slavery and we’re installing cameras to watch your children at all times, who we made sure we can legally marry.”

Democrats: “We must stop a streamer from doing videos.”

[kintsugi katie🩸 @JERMAPLIER]

idc how many times i see this i laugh every time

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[Aaron @TumTiggler]

I can't help myself

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

white people be like did you read the patch notes

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Once you get in the habit of making a big pot of chili to last an entire week you quickly lose interest in a good portion of worldly pursuits. The Pot supplies

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

stress-induced audio visual hallucinations are wild because this basically happened to me at work today