Two Woke Boys

A podcast about the media by two hot hot boys with some hot hot takes.

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

@SamBowden22 @davidawoodhead Do you reckon you could throw 7kg of frozen sausages onto a roof from the ground?

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@WookieJon @JoelBatham @v4lkyriesSS @abcnews ok, so you're offended at someone calling themselves "v4lkyriesSS" getting told they lick cum off floors at the dick sucking factory? Very normal priorities my dude!

[Joel @rollerbladecop]

I went through Monday's edition of the Australian and wrote up some takes. This is intended to be an ongoing series.
https://t.co/qDAi6OmU4F

[Joel @rollerbladecop]

My new podcast about books, Cook Blub, is out today. The first episode features @JackGramenz, and we discuss "Get Poor Slow" by David Free. ITunes is still processing, but this link can direct you to the RSS and other services. More info on my Facebook.
https://t.co/HOR7pQK8cb

[Bris Funny Fest @brisfunnyfest]

Joely Boy's got some TAKES. He doesn't know if he should.

Catch the FINAL SHOW of @JoelBatham's Please Don't Listen To Me, 7:30pm tonight (Aug 17) at The Lucky Duck Cafe & Bar.

Tickets: https://t.co/8vsiQb9Ag3

https://t.co/LCByG5LUkk
#brisfunnyfest

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

People don’t like politicians? Fuckin sick analysis

[Joel @rollerbladecop]

Excited to be doing my first solo show “Please Don’t Listen to Me” this August as part of @brisfunnyfest
It’s about the concept of opinion and how insane it is to have opinions
https://t.co/8GhRtZ0QJ8

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

Is Audrey anti-UFC or pro-dog fighting? Hell of a take

[Joel @rollerbladecop]

Eugène Terre'Blanche was pretty pudgy for a guy who thought his genes were so great. More like Eugène Pomme de Terre

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

This GREEDY BILLIONAIRE is GUZZLING and ENGORGING himself with water like Tiddalik the frog while OUR QLD FARMERS eat DUST 😡😡🤬🤬

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

@FrankReinthaler @JoelBatham no your dumn

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@Nurofenosteo A podcast

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[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

Episode 31 - Versace Case with @itsryansim https://t.co/NZ2v0KKf8C In this episode, Joel brings in recurring guest Ryan Sim to DEEPLY and EXPERTLY analyse Bob Katter's speech to parliament about the same sex marriage vote.

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

Episode 31 - Versace Case with @itsryansim https://t.co/NZ2v0KKf8C In this episode, Joel brings in recurring guest Ryan Sim to DEEPLY and EXPERTLY analyse Bob Katter's speech to parliament about the same sex marriage vote.

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

👀👀👀👀 https://t.co/ynvUqVRkua

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

Imagine how cooked the person who was THIRD on One Nation’s senate ticket must be

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

@SamBowden22 @davidawoodhead I bought a quarter watermelon today and it was 2.6 kilos, I reckon I could throw 3 quarters of a watermelon onto a roof. Probably a full one

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

@SamBowden22 @davidawoodhead I bought a quarter watermelon today and it was 2.6 kilos, I reckon I could throw 3 quarters of a watermelon onto a roof. Probably a full one

[Two Woke Boys @twowokeboys]

@SamBowden22 @davidawoodhead Do you reckon you could throw 7kg of frozen sausages onto a roof from the ground?