Dominique Broaddus

Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.#Followback

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

Facebook is like my fridge... I know there's nothing there, but I check it every 5 minutes anyway.

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

Why are children obese? Probably because burgers are $.99 and salads are $4.99.

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

Accidentally typing what you just heard.

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

When quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious.

[Monique Wolf @kzroychikov]

Funniest thing ever: When people try hard to make you jealous, & they don't realize you don't give a damn.

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday.

[Crystal English @knyazhukn]

Car sickness is that feeling you get every month when the payment is due.

[Maria Harden @stakin74]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Adrian Hernandez @naumushkina]

Listening to someone tell a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

Don't be afraid to speak your mind. You have it for a reason.

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

Hellurr!

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

That awkward moment when you wake up from a power nap and have no idea what day, month, or year it is.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

i only check my voicemail to get rid of that annoying little icon.

[Denise Cordes @85Zosima]

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

[Sylvia Kearney @pasykin]

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

[Dominique Broaddus @tyagocheva]

Making faces at a baby when the parents aren't looking.

[Diana Fontenot @votinov83]

You don't got to like me but you damn sure gonna respect me