Uncle Michael James

In the end, only kindness matters.

[Uncle Michael James @unclemikeyj]

French fingerst

[Abam @AdamBroud]

Me: My car keeps making this weird, annoying, clunky pop type sound

Mechanic: Hmm, have you tried turning off imagine dragons?

[ceej @ceejoyner]

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS is inextricably linked to all other events in the universe. we are one

[ŵ͂̌́͝͡ylde d̵̛̛̜͉̰͈̩͙͌̈̉̆̋̊͡͡e b̡͇̲̏́̐̓̐́̇eest @flashember]

imagine a humpback whale being helped into a cozy turtleneck sweater by two narwhals but the one sleeve keeps getting stuck on its flipper until a third narwhal arrives and they're able to get it on

[Abam @AdamBroud]

Sometimes I think about the kids I went to high school with and think, "if only they could see me now. If only the students from Ridgeview highschool school of the blind plus Adam could see me now"

[Uncle Michael James @unclemikeyj]

@ThatTrashley hi, are you guys in Jackson?

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

[universe where we use wormholes to deliver food]
*a potato flies thru the wormhole and hits my son Blent in the face*
Me: stay sharp Blent

[vince @vints]

And the spirit patch and the body patch are the soul patch of man

[vince @vints]

Wow this really blew up, follow me on Strava https://t.co/ukMzKAVYlQ

[Uncle Michael James @unclemikeyj]

There is no day so bad that it cannot be improved by listening to Just Like Heaven by The Cure

[Uncle Michael James @unclemikeyj]

Bring back the Transylvania Twist

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Name a less iconic duo

[Rylie Jo @rylie_mcfadden]

rt if you have an uncle mike

[Uncle Michael James @unclemikeyj]

My neck hurts from all the head banging. Thanks for coming, everyone!

[Spencer @SpenSpenBurt]

@sug_knight @sgeezy99 Uncle Mikey J’s home

[vince @vints]

karaoke party 2k18!

[poletic kate @poetickate]

i want all of you to take me home

[Uncle Michael James @unclemikeyj]

@sug_knight Any requests?

[Uncle Michael James @unclemikeyj]

Attention everyone that still follows @unclemikeyj: After a long silence, the karaoke is back on. Tuesday, June 12th, 7:30ish, my place. There is currently no Mikey/Vints special presentation planned.

[Uncle Michael James @unclemikeyj]

@SpenSpenBurt @emmeline77 @vints SpenSpen is always welcome at my home

[ret @rad_milk]

sigur ros is icelandic for sugar ray