Gabaghoul

It ain't about all the friends you made, but the graffiti they write on your grave.

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

On a scale of sandpaper to Rob Thomas, how smooth are you ?

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

“Should I add Limp Bizkit to my wedding playlist?” and other thoughts preventing me from doing my laundry

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

A wizard told Jon Hamm that he has to star in a new commercial every month or it will rain blood from the sky

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

Fiancé really said, “I’ve got my war stories, you’ve got Icy Tower” …

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

If you haven’t experienced Ego Death living in Nashville and you got Hayley Williams Ryman tickets don’t talk to me 💔

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

@ghostlyjoys_ Billboard spotted at Korean Vets bridge! It’s digital and it changed by the time I whipped my phone out but I promise you it’s there!

[Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie]

Ohana means family and family means nothing in Mario Kart. You’re going down

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

“I don’t know why, but something is telling me Hagrid’s brother’s name is Grok,” I say as HP5 plays at the brewery. Lmao and you know what?? Pretty damn close.

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

Picked up some dumbbells after years of no exercise and was shocked at my own strength. Then I remembered… weighted blanket…

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

@alisousa4 This and the FB Graffiti app

[neature vs norture @chionogirl]

bone broth?? oh you mean skeleton soup

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

@buildabear Please restock him I’m begging you

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

I’ve never held in my farts around my bf and my appendix still ‘sploded so

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2022, an Irish woman named Cara Clarke was hospitalized with severe stomach pain and required an appendectomy after admitting to holding in farts for years around her boyfriend, which caused a buildup of gas leading to a serious infection.

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

As a 30 year old, there’s no better feeling than a teenager in Hot Topic telling you that you look pretty 🥹

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

@DiscussingFilm So Phantom of the Opera IS a possibility… 🤔

[m @msnetik]

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

Nosferatu aka Dr. Century Eggman

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

In the winter I yearn to lie under a grocery store rotisserie chicken lamp like a giant lizard

[Gabaghoul @vampirekitkats]

Really wishing I had the remote from Click rn