Shenanigans

Loves things that sparkle, kitties, vampires, long weekends, and drinking on days ending in y.

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@ADT do better. The automated menu has us select the dept we want. Then your AI assistant asks the same questions and sends us to the incorrect dept where we are then put on hold

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@Walgreens when people schedule appointments, and you are waiting over half an hour past your scheduled time and you arrived 15 min early per instructions, it is annoying!

[Rebekah Marks⚓🧭🐈 @LadyHamilton84]

@TexasHumor Only Texas can have a pollen alert and hard freeze warning at the same time.

[Erica Simon @EricaOnABC13]

Sugar Land, Texas City and Livingston: your water has been tested and taken off the Boil Water Advisory. It’s safe to drink again.

[Fort Bend County Judge Daniel Wong @FBC_Judge]

FORTY SECONDS? Years of deregulation and lack of care led to this abject failure.

ERCOT - brought to you by the people who are blaming windmills (?), vacationing in Cancun and saying Texans choose blackouts instead of Federal partnerships.

https://t.co/S1Fl9Nuejo

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@JudgeKPGeorge As long as we have power for the AC to run, then yes, I agree!

[Office of Homeland Security & Emergency Management @ReadyHarris]

If you experience price gouging:
1. Take photos
2. Hold on to your receipt
3. REPORT IT HERE: https://t.co/A2VxsNy0kK

[Jim Beam @JimBeam]

When did working from home turn into living at work? Reclaim 6-7pm for #6ourbon7ime 🥃🕕 and ❤️ this tweet to get reminders to disconnect.

[NASA @NASA]

It’s the helicopter, 2 microphones, 23 cameras, and science instruments for me! 🥰

[Fort Bend County Office of HS&EM @fbcoem]

UPDATE - 2/18/2021 9:15 a.m.
Additions to Boil Water Notice:

Grand Lakes MUD #1
Grand Lakes MUD #2
Grand Lakes MUD #4

Complete list available at: https://t.co/g67fCAu8jj

[Fort Bend County Judge Daniel Wong @FBC_Judge]

I just spoke to CenterPoint. They are saying ALL generation is back online today & no rotating blackouts as of now.

There are still about 40,000 without power because of different issues. They have crews and linemen working to fix them.

[Fort Bend County Office of HS&EM @fbcoem]

Additions to BOIL WATER NOTICES at 2:30 p.m.

– Chelford City MUD
– Fort Bend County MUD #57
– Fort Bend County MUD #156
– Harris Fort Bend MUD #1
– Fort Bend County Improvement District #24

For complete list : https://t.co/g67fCAu8jj

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@MarcosPizza why do you keep sending expired offer emails? I love your pizza but the email offers are annoying when they cannot ever be used!

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@TomKochABC13 @SamicaKnight13 y’all are killin me with the full moon gasps! 🤣🌝🤣

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@MidwesternCajun @PolkaDotZigZag Are you saying that you are not free from atheists? 🤔

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@PolkaDotZigZag Me too!!!!

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@PolkaDotZigZag Mr Fluffles, real name Sunny, rarely gets called his either

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

@kroger about to leave this cartfull of groceries and go to @Walmart. Sunday afternoon wth only 4 lanes open. #katy #struggles

[Shenanigans @vampirenites]

Mexican Cakin’ it up @PolkaDotZigZag @mexicantweets

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

When it comes to living a long life - booze may actually help you live longer than hitting the treadmill, according to a study. https://t.co/7gskSMPBYJ