Victoria Constantine

Product Designer @monzo • night owl • mostly here for the occasional rant

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Jaguar speaks out on their rebrand

[Monzo 🏦 @monzo]

Presenting... Money Never Felt Like Monzo 🎥

We’ve just launched our new brand campaign! Over the next few weeks you’ll see and hear us everywhere – on TV, on billboards, on the radio, playlists, podcasts, social media and online.

Our mission? To paint the UK Hot Coral! Reaching millions of people, we’re showing that no matter how money feels, on Monzo, it feels better.

So sit back, relax and get ready 🍿

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

@chris_e_larkin @s8mb Getting rid of the litter, graffiti and the betting shops would be a great start. I feel like all of these things have become worse over the years!

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

@s8mb I live in Camberwell and unfortunately the beautiful houses you’ve captured are unaffordable even for high earners! Fingers crossed the Butterfly Walk redevelopment will actually happen to attract more people.

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

@instagram Can you please make this “Note” go away or allow us to dismiss it? I still don’t understand the point of it 🤔

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

@ArisXK @CamberwellSE5 @camberwellblog @lambeth_council This is a bit different - when the restaurant closes they don’t cover the tables with big black ugly shutters 😒

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

Surely it’s illegal to build shop fronts like this! 😭 It takes valuable pavement space which we need given the high footfall from the hospital and it ruins the look of the whole street 😔 @CamberwellSE5 @camberwellblog @lambeth_council

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

@moneyfarmUK I’m a happy customer but I’m not sure the new red brand colour is appropriate for primary elements and buttons. Now every time I open the app, it feels like something’s wrong because my immediate association with this colour is “money’s gone down”.

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

So far this year, there hasn’t been a single time when either me or my friends have had a normal Elizabeth line journey to the airport. Sort it out @TfL ! 😡

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

Another purchase, another round of removing tags. How come we haven’t found a better way? So much paper and fabric waste! Wish there was a digital version where each clothing could have a small non removable tag that links to the full garment info.

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

If you get a message in the @bookingcom app to confirm your bank details - DON’T OPEN IT. Seemed legit but someone tried to #scam me 😡

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

I rarely find comedy shows/series/podcasts actually funny but Shrinking on Apple TV is brilliant!

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

@ben_strak @monzousa Really enjoyed reading this! NICE 🎉

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

@Uber In the flight booking feature, can you add the total price + selected dates in the header/footer? By the time I reached the personal details page, I was like “wait a sec, why would I spend so much time filling out a form if I’m not 100% happy with my choice?!”

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

The pile is even bigger now, totally gross and outrageous. #camberwell #london #rubbish

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

@lambeth_council The rubbish around 112 Denmark Hill is always out of control. It wasn’t collected on Monday morning and the pile keeps growing. This happens all the time - we need a proper long term solution 😢

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

Math jokes are just the best

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

What a lovely Friday night 😫😫 My home smells of BBQ gone reaaally wrong

[Alex Wilson @adjwilson]

Must be an absolutely massive fire somewhere in Camberwell. Eye-stinging levels of smoke *everywhere*; we've got the windows shut and the AQI in our living room is still up to 46

[Victoria Constantine @vconstantine]

Has a @British_Airways flight ever taken off on time?

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

POV: Millennials looking for their first house. 🥲🏡 #RentFaiyaz