Mbanda

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

I'm guilty man. God gave me new begginings this year, im still repeating same old shit🤦‍♂️

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

do you know why most guys stay average? when God gave them new beginnings, they kept repeating old mistakes.

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

Jana nimefika kejani late night saa saba uko kutoka town narealise kuna mtu aliniomba charger nikasahau kuchukua.
I tried to check the ports on my wifi router to see if I can plug in the spare cable i have to charge😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

@justgitata @Kibet_Goat Only broke men, I have 5 baddies on rotation you think illl have time for you

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

@miss_moraa62251 This statement “Women carry the illusion that men are superhuman.” IS the most delulu thing I’ve ever heard

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

@_Sakko @Aizacwest You are the weakest bc you care about another man’s opinion haha

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

Your Helb loan of batch number xxxx has been disbursed please check with your bank after 3 days , siet izo days in Moi University zilikua zinabamba buana.

Sahizo naishi kwa bedsitter na my murima babes pia anagonja 35k yake iingie tuende West Indies on Friday gademmit.

Wazazi wakiuliza, na nyinyi hampatangi helb, tunasema hakuna , Helb ni ya watoto wa peasants pekee sisi tulinyimwa ju gava inajua mnawork.

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

Kuna watu huku naona wanasema aty they filed returns na wako na refund waliekea ady KRA bank account wanagonja KRA idisburse kichele 😂😂😂

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

@mcobunga_ @6_size You will wait till Jesus comes back bruv

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

Ka si ivi siendi kwa kina ndoa buana

[Anne Waiguru EGH, OGW @AnneWaiguru]

Ati nimewachwa, siwezi kubali kuwachwa na hii baridi yote ya Gichugu 🤣
@kamothowaiganjo

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

@MkenyaMzi H it to be honest bitches like it when you ride into their fantasy like this . Then moment you bring in accountability and start questioning her character and why he left that man , her brain blows up lol

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

@kibeandy How can yall be mad at someone’s else’s opinion yall are weak

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

Just don’t have kids, man. Bringing children into this world to live a basic, struggling life is one of the most selfish things you can do.
If you decide to bring them here, you owe them a good life and everything!
I got my first job, travelled out of Kenya, and was finally in a position to start a family but hell no, I couldnt risk bc I want more for my kids. Before I even have a son, I want to already have a stable business ready for him to step into. At the very least, a fully paid house ata kama ni it’s just a one bedroom so he doesn’t have to struggle paying rent in Thika Road .

I absolutely owe him and his family everything. Even when he can provide for himself, its still my responsibility to make sure he and his family are set.
Kids are a blessing, they don’t owe us anything as parents. It’s my responsibility to take care of them until the day I leave this world.
I'm 28, I can have kids now , I can take care of a woman now but hell now, acha nienjoy solo rather than kuleta an innocent person who never gave consent to come struggle in this cruel and unfair ass world

[Kipkurui Wilbur 🇰🇪 🇬🇧 @wilber1990f]

One thing our parents did that I am not willing to do is SACRIFICE. Sacrifice myself so that kids live well? No. We are all living well or no one is. Ati ninunue kiatu ya 1k ndio muende shule mzuri? You will make it like normal kids in normal schools. We live before we leave

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

@Kamau266 Fonts za ufala

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

Wrong, you should start packing your bags ile siku ameingia box yako na ushakagua mali

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Kujua when your woman is getting tired of you is important ndio uanze kupack your bags and uuze sera kwingine

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

OMG the comments is full of losers and haters wtf is wrong with yall 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 @opolot_ronnie]

With no education, no father, no training and few role models. They handed this young poor dirt kid $420,000 per week at the age of 18. Married his high school sweetheart. Never arrested. Never used drugs. Never humiliated his wife with an affair. 2 decades later, same dude, same maturity, same chick.
Same family. Reputation intact. Earning over $2 million per week. Has sent 1100+ kids to college, fully paid for. Lebron James is everybody❤️

[Mbanda @wayneMbanda]

I’m at that age where I fully understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is completely okay man,,,

For the past 6 months, I haven’t cleaned my house, washed dishes, cooked (unless making coffee counts), or done any laundry, not even my boxers. 😂

My life has basically been 24/7 in front of a computer, running around solving clients’ issues, Selling my services to people , TikTokiing, tweeting, and working.

Bro it’s isn’t laziness , it’s necessary