That Guy

From That Place

[kwamboka🌻 @thatgalwhitney]

Again😂😂😂

[Junkyard diver @Anto_mbuguaa]

Since we at it mimi nishawai letewa gari bomb it had a faulty hybrid system … the owner after collecting tried pinning it tumembadilishia battery zake… we decided to check them akasema hadi mechanic wake aje ..mechanic kuja alisema “si nimekua nkikwambia hizi battery zinakufa”

[AfcSudaismalk🦬 @sudaismal]

“If Carrick started the Premier League, Man U would’ve been Champions” . It’s tomorrow naaw😂

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

And so are we.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

Kabisa. In fact just finished erecting barriers and poles on one spot I own this morning. It's become too much.

We don't mind people enjoying the place up here. The land is private but the landscape is collectively owned by all Kenyans. It's everyones. Just enjoy it. You are even free to go into the farms and do whatever you want.

But no public sex or lewdness, no trash, no alcoholism, no Somalism, no loud music (low volume is fine) and you can grill as much as you want just control the fire and put something under the fire to not kill the grass. Don't park in blind spots and hairpin curves.

Easy.

Look at this. What the heck is this?

[Ｉａｎ🛸 @1Kangogo]

Maybe zitamea akifika miaka canine hivi

[crack syringe @alantwts]

sorry i nutted too quick, you know kids these days don't listen

[Shiii🫧🦋 @lici_shiii]

"Geuka tena imeamka"

[divinenature⛰ @divine__nature]

“I’ve sucked your dick now it’s your turn to gimme hea—

[Myr @myriamtra]

Ça ressemble pas à game of thrones

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

"Tunawaomba muwe na subira sahani ziko kwa lorry ya Heha movers zinaletwa"

[Justin @justinxdelane]

Winter imenipata off guard kama stannis baratheon

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

I’ll never delete this video😭😭

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

We dodged a bullet

[Slim Reaper🇵 @captain_dre_21]

@carltonkitheka1 Literally the most abundant resource on the planet after air/water has to be women. God really cooked

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Rider: fdgyhjhxfh ghjuffdgg
Customer: Eeh ruto ni mwizi

Rider: Nasema mia utaweka kwa paybill ya sifuna alafu balance unipee

[Yator @yator___]

Done for the week, open to ALL degenerate activities

[Eric @amerix]

If you are a Kenyan,

You must have seen a sustained narrative claiming that your president and his deputy are at loggerheads.

They are NOT.

You must have heard that the president is persecuting his deputy just the same way the former president was at loggerheads with his deputy.

They were not.

Here is the thing,

The system keeps you in a sustained political debate.

This artificial conundrum is designed to distract you and vex your spirits.

This debate is meant to sow divisions among citizens.

The system thrives in confusion, division and distraction.

Listen,

The social stratum has the wealthy, the middle class and the poor.

The poor are busy looking for survival, they have little time for political correctness.

The wealthy are busy looking after their wealth by funding politicians to write legislation that will continue making them wealthier.

The crux of the matter is in the middle class where you and I sit.

These are the pawns of the game. They are educated but are idiots.

They are the ones who go to the queue for voting.  (The poor don't vote unless induced by money).

The middle class are the noise decibels.

They are the donkeys that work hard to feed the rich. They are heavily taxed.

They are the fools thrown into a heated circus to hate each other, create divisions and distract themselves.

They claim to be learned but cannot decipher the political con game.

The middle class are the ones with big televisions, smartphones and computers. It is here the rich pay the media to sow seeds of confusion and distraction.

It is only a foolish Kenyan who thinks the political crooks from both ends of the political divide don't meet privately to laugh at how they have divided the masses.

It is only a foolish citizen who thinks politicians serve them.

They don't and will never.

Politicians serve

• The World Bank

• World Economic Forum

• IMF

• USAID

• UKAID

• America

• Britain

Refuse to be drawn into imaginary conflicts.

Focus on your goals.

Mobilize your energies.

Politicians won't save you. They are part of the problem.

#DrainTheSwamp

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

Nimemaliza prepping ingredients to make the meanest chicken curry nikapata gas iko empty kama kichwa ya Karen Nyamu

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Local man discovers the constitution in his 4th year of a 5 year term