Damon Stephenson

Loves to play guitar and eurorack.
P. Engineer w/ @microsoft @azure Core.

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@HelloFreshUK If you are going to send people door to door. Make sure that they are courteous (Yasmin Faiz was not). Being coerced to sign up at a door isn’t the way.
I was seriously considering. Just let them give out a code so I can sign up at my leisure. 7 box thing is BS.

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@EE No, I didn't manage it. My work perks code is online-only. So will have to wait for that line's contract to end. Unfortunate. I wish the offer said that it was limited time only. Would it actually be worth it to call or is that a dead-end now?
Thanks.

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@ee was offered free (very early) upgrade on one of my lines. Went to checkout later on and it’s a lot more. Was this offer limited or a backend issue?

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@elibelly as usual bringing a public service with these Eurovision memes. Keep em coming 🎉

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@jon_bedford I painted my house to Voyager a few years ago (Ghost Mile is great album). It is a bit weird to see them on Eurovision 😅

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@lukeredpath Lol I literally caught one as I was coming home doing this. He proceeded to show me where the package was when I said “thanks.”

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@lbamp @geofftech Some chaotic evil there with the Cadbury Heroes. Are they playing Jenga?!

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@dcseifert @Mrwhosetheboss …it was just happy to see you 😅

[Ex Brumie Boy still alive despite Governments! @BrummieBoy5]

EU divorce Bill £42B,
Test & Trace £37B,
Furlough fraud £4.3B,
Useless PPE £8.7B,
Sunak error hedge int rates £11.4B,
Lost trade Brexit £100B pa,
Economic error Truss Kwarteng £300B wiped off markets! £100's Billions wasted & stolen by the CONs
No wonder taxes have to rise.

[David Whitney @david_whitney]

I beg you, use newlines in code with intent.

We use paragraphs in text to guide the reader - to group related concepts before moving on to something else.

Code is the same.

Lines mean something, if you use them everywhere, or nowhere, you're removing a form of expression.

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

Lettuce for PM?

[electionmapsuk @electionmapsuk]

What *That* YouGov poll could look like in a General Election:

LAB: 498 (+296)
CON: 61 (-304)
SNP: 36 (-12)
LDM: 29 (+18)
PLC: 4 (=)
Others: 2 (+2)
GRN: 1 (=)

NI: 18

Labour Majority of 346

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@dustinmoris I believe they do this for a week but what young people watch the news? 😜

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@maxvoltar Ah, you’re the one that brought this weather!

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@jaffathecake Could be worse, like the https://t.co/4zpEz68NsJ region selector has “United Kingdom” is in the “Great Britain” position.

(Wow. How old is this tweet?!)

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts:
Cable Management

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@shanselman Lego sets look super realistic these days!

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@prsguitars Who was drinking when they attached the photo to the caption? 😅

[Damon Stephenson @xixora]

@viticci Have you tried this with the JWST space images yet?